Jerk Jerker

The name of a person who fully believes it’s a good idea to masturbate next to somebody that is sleeping or who is believed to be sleeping.

My brother is a Jerk Jerker. I caught him beating it while he thought I was asleep.

by Warn7 January 4, 2024

Beef Jerker

Someone who jerks off using their "beef".

Person #1: What were you doing last night?
Person#2: I was in my room
Person#1: So you're a Beef Jerker!
Person#2: Exactly!

by Lucky-Lick July 31, 2016

Tarded jerker

a tarded jerker is a retard that jerks it

Yo that tarded jerker just jerked all over me, what a retard

by Klopmaxxer April 12, 2025

Jerker.2.o

Something yo do in yo own spare time

Fuck ima Jerker.2.o to the gentleman ghost man tonight

by _sillyguy_0 June 9, 2023

Pervy Jerker

A horny ass pervert who just a freak

“He got caught touching his dick in class?? Hes a Pervy Jerker.”

by ieatvicksvaporub November 6, 2023

Circle Jerker

A person who publicly displays an inside joke to alienate all but a few people in a group. The act is usually done in a desperate attempt to elevate the ego of the jerker.

“Sally is totally a circle jerker. Every time I hang out with her and her friends, she takes every opportunity to bring up inside jokes.”

by Conk01 January 2, 2021

Tear jerker

A form of entertainment or media that one can masturbate to and cry to simultaneously.

Clementine: Hey did you see the Fifty Shades of Grey movie yet?

Johnny: Yeah, it's a real tear jerker, I had to use two different tissue boxes!

by Aren Demzah April 27, 2016