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jason

Jason is the most perfect guy a girl could ever want.
Cute and yummy(:
Jason: well
Jason: i want
Jason: that cock
Jason: for
Jason: lunch
Jason: and dinner
Jason: yummmmm
by Michelle :) April 26, 2008
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Jason

1) A boy who's mind is too complex to ever fully understand. He's very sexual and has never been able to stay in a relationship for more than a month. But when he finds his real love, he will love her with all his power making his happiness dependent on her.
He's very horny and might pressure his girlfriend unknowingly to do things with him.
On the outside, he looks like your average perverted teenage boy but once you get to know him (really get to know him) you'll find a much vulnerable boy who aches for love.

2) A boy that you just can't bring yourself to dump.

3) The only name that can be spelled with the first letters of five months.
Example 1: I love Jason but I always feel pressured by him to have sex.

Example 2: I want to dump him but he's so Jason.

Example 3:

J - July

A - August

S- September

O - October

N - November
by Proxxy Aristocrat January 20, 2010
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Jason

Jason

You can't judge a Jason on his name alone. All Jason’s are different- some funny, some serious, some athletic, some couch potatoes. It entirely depends on which Jason you're referring to. All are different, as already said. Generalising a Jason on name alone won't do. Sure, it'll fit some Jason’s, but for the most part, the rest will not connect at all.

This doesn't apply to just Jason’s, obviously. Any name- generalising to anyone just won't do- from Samuel to Rebecca, all owners of names are completely different. That's what makes us unique as a species. That's the beauty of humanity- our diversity.
Person 1- Hey, did you see that guy? He's such a Jason!

Person 2- What does that even mean? They're all different
by Jaberjr May 13, 2017
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Jason

Jason is a joke
by THANOS 123456? October 26, 2019
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jason

Jason is some wannabe cool kid that watches hentai with his dog he loves Asian food if he can find any because he is poor he likes lonely depressed people and he always holds a grudge against everyone
yo Jason go watch hentai with your dog elsewhere
by kennyismyman November 11, 2018
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jason

sucks big cocks. he just wants his dick up your pussy. wishes he had a big peepee.
man : jason is a big fuckboy
by juliosligger February 4, 2020
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Jason

Jason, usually an intelligent, quirky, attractive, and slightly nerdy guy. He’s also extremely popular among the opposite gender, even with his mediocre social skills. Jason makes an incredible significant and friend, with his endearing and loyal personality. In addition, he usually has a weird obsession with things like video games and TV shows, often going as far as purchasing merchandise for these things.
I can always trust Jason!
Jason is so hot!
I love Jason so much, I wish he was my bf.
by 1kdadf3e2 January 21, 2021
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