by Michelle :) April 25, 2008
1) A boy who's mind is too complex to ever fully understand. He's very sexual and has never been able to stay in a relationship for more than a month. But when he finds his real love, he will love her with all his power making his happiness dependent on her.
He's very horny and might pressure his girlfriend unknowingly to do things with him.
On the outside, he looks like your average perverted teenage boy but once you get to know him (really get to know him) you'll find a much vulnerable boy who aches for love.
2) A boy that you just can't bring yourself to dump.
3) The only name that can be spelled with the first letters of five months.
He's very horny and might pressure his girlfriend unknowingly to do things with him.
On the outside, he looks like your average perverted teenage boy but once you get to know him (really get to know him) you'll find a much vulnerable boy who aches for love.
2) A boy that you just can't bring yourself to dump.
3) The only name that can be spelled with the first letters of five months.
Example 1: I love Jason but I always feel pressured by him to have sex.
Example 2: I want to dump him but he's so Jason.
Example 3:
J - July
A - August
S- September
O - October
N - November
Example 2: I want to dump him but he's so Jason.
Example 3:
J - July
A - August
S- September
O - October
N - November
by Proxxy Aristocrat January 20, 2010
Jason
You can't judge a Jason on his name alone. All Jason’s are different- some funny, some serious, some athletic, some couch potatoes. It entirely depends on which Jason you're referring to. All are different, as already said. Generalising a Jason on name alone won't do. Sure, it'll fit some Jason’s, but for the most part, the rest will not connect at all.
This doesn't apply to just Jason’s, obviously. Any name- generalising to anyone just won't do- from Samuel to Rebecca, all owners of names are completely different. That's what makes us unique as a species. That's the beauty of humanity- our diversity.
You can't judge a Jason on his name alone. All Jason’s are different- some funny, some serious, some athletic, some couch potatoes. It entirely depends on which Jason you're referring to. All are different, as already said. Generalising a Jason on name alone won't do. Sure, it'll fit some Jason’s, but for the most part, the rest will not connect at all.
This doesn't apply to just Jason’s, obviously. Any name- generalising to anyone just won't do- from Samuel to Rebecca, all owners of names are completely different. That's what makes us unique as a species. That's the beauty of humanity- our diversity.
Person 1- Hey, did you see that guy? He's such a Jason!
Person 2- What does that even mean? They're all different…
Person 2- What does that even mean? They're all different…
by Jaberjr May 13, 2017
Jason is some wannabe cool kid that watches hentai with his dog he loves Asian food if he can find any because he is poor he likes lonely depressed people and he always holds a grudge against everyone
by kennyismyman November 12, 2018
by juliosligger February 04, 2020
Cop: Sir do you know why I pulled you over
Weezy Baby: Cuz I do what i do and you do what you can do about it.
Cop: No its because you were speeding
Weezy Baby: Sorry I was just getting my Jason Will on.
Weezy Baby: Cuz I do what i do and you do what you can do about it.
Cop: No its because you were speeding
Weezy Baby: Sorry I was just getting my Jason Will on.
by mattyfmills69 October 01, 2009