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American idle

(1) A couch potato who can get off only by watching judges diss a singa.

(2) What happens while you gass in your new Hummer at ZERO MPG, sitting out a gas station traffic jam, waiting for oil to fall back under $6.66/gallon.

(3) What happened in the oval office when Dubya was prez.
That lazy ass ain't no dawg, he just gass himself with bean dip till he the next American idle. Kaboom!
by Soylent Blue August 25, 2008
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idlewild

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by Anonymous April 15, 2003
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Idlewild

Some screen saver program from the old windows days.
Man I hated this screen saver for some reason. Probably cuz it's named after some dumb band.
by d-Mack April 30, 2004
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IdleBot

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idle bet

A bet made wherein both involved parties realize that the other side does not intend to carry out their end of the bet due to the (most likely) ludicrous circumstances outlined in terms of the wager.

Sometimes though, for making such a bet, the loser has to do something small for the winner... just for making a stupid bet.
'Dude, look at that girl'
'Damn she's hot. Too hot for you.'
'Whatever, I bet you I can get in her pants by the end of the month'

a month later
'where's my $20?'
'Dude, it was an idle bet, you know that!'
'Yeah, you're right. Kiss my ring.'
'What?'
'Kiss my ring. Or the $20, either one'
'agh...'
by that fellow with the hair October 4, 2007
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irlene

The most awesome and smartest person in the planet. Great mother, friend , daughter and sister. Hard working lady. If you ever meet an irlene you have to keep her for ever . She will make laugh, she will give you great advices.
She loves dancing and having fun.
Love to read and very spiritual.
She is clean freak .
Irlene really fun
by Irlene June 30, 2019
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American Idle

When someone sits idling at a green light while singing along to their radio. Originally coined by Buster-Ass Marcus of the Donkey Show in Eugene, OR.
"Oh man! I was so into that song, I just American Idled everyone behind me for 3 lights!"
by Alcranky November 10, 2009
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