by Lazy Bro September 02, 2022
The act of sneaking into someones home to take a shit in their kitchen or bathroom sink. Usually done out of anger or aggrevation.
by NitroCore24 September 30, 2012
Find your kitchen sink. Until you find a purpose on this earth, give yourself a purpose. Stop feeling like you need to be a teenage prodigy. Pretend you’re confident until you are. It’s hard work to do this when you’re so used to cringing at the reflection in your mirror, but do it. Work at it. I assure you, your mentality will change. A year ago Id be saying that this drawing is really shitty compared to what other people can do. Today I’m saying, I’m a damn good artist and I’m going to keep practicing and keep getting better. It’s possible to find happiness, I assure you. To my fellow skeleton clique, and anyone else that may need it, stay alive
I'm a kitchen sink, You don't know what that means Because a kitchen sink to you
Is not a kitchen sink to me, OK friend?
Is not a kitchen sink to me, OK friend?
by twenty øne piløts trash 4 life March 28, 2016
A substitution for a shower when there is not enough time for a full shower, but you still have some mad bedhead. In order to take a sink shower, stick your head under the faucet and turn it on. If done right, your girlfriend won't be able to tell the difference.
Some deodorant may also be necessary to complete the illusion.
Some deodorant may also be necessary to complete the illusion.
Girl: Wow, I like your hair today. What did you do?
Guy: To be honest, I just went for the sink shower.
Girl: That's nasty.
Guy: What was I supposed to do? We had 5 minutes and my hair looked like a mushroom.
Guy: I'm gonna go grab a sink shower before we go.
Guy 2: Hellz yeah.
Guy: To be honest, I just went for the sink shower.
Girl: That's nasty.
Guy: What was I supposed to do? We had 5 minutes and my hair looked like a mushroom.
Guy: I'm gonna go grab a sink shower before we go.
Guy 2: Hellz yeah.
by The Fourth Tenor June 22, 2008
This was great fun in high school. The rules were simple - you had to make the substitute teacher (the "sub") cry by the end of the class.
by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006
Known as a bidet in Europe. This sink like fixture is used for cleaning the genitalia after a pleasurable and/or unpleasureable experience.
Ex. 1: After Jimmy found out he slept with a transvestite on his trip to Thailand he used the penis sink to thouroughly cleanse his junk.
Ex. 2: "Bob thats not a fountain, its a penis sink!"
Ex. 2: "Bob thats not a fountain, its a penis sink!"
by KillWill420 April 27, 2010
To defecate a stool of larger than average proportions that both sinks instantly to the bottom of the toilet bowl and also contains a significant amount of Russian semen.
"Yes darling, I had a lovely weekend in Tbilisi, but I've rather unfortunately just had to spend the morning on the crapper Sinking the Kursk"
by brizbraz February 23, 2009