Sexual Immortality

When you can fuck for fucking ages, sometimes without busting a sweat while also busting other things...if ya know what I mean heeheehee.

Brad: Yo Chad has been fucking three girls every night and still makes it to school on time without being tired.
Mark: Ya bro, he has Sexual Immortality.

Brad: 👁👄👁

by xXISuckAtNames69Xx September 1, 2020

Diner Immortality

When all employees at a local diner know your name by heart and what you normally order.

I went to Waffle House last night and the waitress knew my name and order. I guess I'm diner immortality now!

by localdinermn6699 August 7, 2012

Michael Jackson Immortal

A Cirque Du Soleil show that ram in 2011. Its soundtrack featured 27 songs of Michael’s, lasting an hour and forty-two minutes. All songs were remixed and also featured The Jackson 5 and The Jacksons songs. It also featured artists 50 Cent, Janet Jackson, Kevin Antunes, Mick Jagger, Siedah Garrett, and Rockwell.

The soundtrack to Michael Jackson Immortal is amazing!

by rru12 November 4, 2023

Immortal

Someone or something that is immortal will live or last for ever and never die or be destroyed. The pharaohs were considered gods and therefore immortal. Synonyms: undying, eternal, perpetual, indestructible

According to scriptures and all currently known data, Adam Murch is immortal.

by Skillion 92 January 13, 2024

Immortality Rate

The percentage/chance lf a person recovering from an illness/disease, the exact opposite of the mortality rate (death rate) but with a gamble for life.

Lower Immortality Rates means it is unlikely for a person of that illness to recover. i.e. high mortality rates.

Immortality rates are the exact opposite, lower meaning deadly, higher meaning safer.

by 1m1m0 January 3, 2023

Immortal Snail

an immortal snail with the sole purpose of killing you (ur also immortal but if it touches you then u die)

Person 1: "Have you heard of the Immortal Snail debate?"
Person 2: "Yeah, drop it in a pit of acid!"

by Strawberry Froggy July 9, 2023

Immortal

You're the one who's immortal bitch. Go wherever you're going.

Hym "Hey, you're the one who's immortal here. Go wherever you think you're going you fucking idiot. You can go today. You one of the good ones right? I'll take the L for you to go there now. How does that sound?"

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023