The optical illusion

Getting a handy from a midget while wearing horse-blinders so that all you can see is a pair of tiny hands on your junk making your junk look huge.

I've waited my whole life to get the optical illusion, and it made me feel great!

by Dump truck January 2, 2017

Facebook illusion

When a person's Facebook pictures look better than the person actually looks

Dude 1: Hey man i just met this hot girl on facebook go on her page and look at her pics

Dude 2: Dude her pictures are hot but in person shes fugly you fell for the Facebook illusion

by kilam345 January 24, 2012

The Illusive Stevens

Someone that's always on the phone, and yet you can never seem to find him.

Not unless it's Monday !!

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by FridgeRanger August 18, 2017

The moon illusions and lies

The moon is made up of illusions and lies

The moon illusions and lies

by King of wisdom 901 November 3, 2022

illusion of safety

thinking you are not in danger

if you live an california, you only have the illusion of safety from ohio.

by TapCat November 6, 2022

Illusic

When the music comes on at the club and karaoke and you think you can sing and dance 🎤 🎶 dance

That dude thinks he is Michael Jackson he is illusic.

by kitt980 March 17, 2022

Illusion

You might have thought Jack Palance and Matt Damon were really Irish (or South African for Matt Damon), or Colin Farrell was really Italian, or Jeffrey Wright was really a Dominican that was racist against black people, or that Lorraine Bracco was Jewish and Ray Liotta was Italian (who knows who the guy really is but him) until you looked it up on Wikipedia (or behind you). Then they start to seem a little bit more like posers trying to talk weird than people that teenagers look up to or try to become.

The usher didn't want some schoolboy showing up late to the show, the quiet heped maintain the illusion.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2021