When did I ask?

Used when someone brings up something irrelevant or not wanted in a conversation. It is used in two parts, (when) which is used when some tells you something irrelevant, then when they continue you say did i ask? It usually confuses people first time hearing it but that's the point.

Example of When did I ask?

Matt: Oi Ruben what did you go on the weekend
Ruben: Nothing much just played a bit of overwatch and watched Naruto

*Chris walks in and buts in
Chris: Oi I won a couple games of fortnite

Matt: When
Chris: On Saturday
Matt: Did I ask

by Eshays4life April 18, 2018

When did I ask

The peak of retardation. The ultimate thing said, when you just want to be a complete cunt to everyone anywhere. Specifically used by 9 year olds, or people who sound 9. If you use this, do the world a favour, and never speak again.

"When?"
"What?"
"When did I ask"

by PeakofEvolution May 26, 2020

When did I ask?

The thing dickheads use to completely shut down a conversation they don’t really care about. Starts by saying ‘when’ then the person be confused, and you continue by saying ‘when did I ask?’. This will achieve hatred pure hatred from the person you say it to.

Lachie: oi Damo, I scored with your chick last night
Damo: when?
Lachie: what?
Damo: WHen dID I AsK?!

by That-one-guy-you-hate March 12, 2020

When did i mask

When your someone is telling a story you don’t give a fuck about but keeps going on about it. Because of COVID - 19 you say “when did i mask”.

Luke: I went to New Zealand once

Will: WHEN DID I MASK

by Idwhbvnrfmeuhv nt April 28, 2020

Did I hear a bell?

a phrase used in taunts
see also schooled

Kyle: Did I hear a bell? Cuz i'm taking you to school!

Andy: Shut up!(runs away and cries)

by nightwing August 02, 2005

when did i ask

the worst of worst unfunny jokes ever to exist you arent funny, u are just annoying. please stop it, before i kill you.

"hey but when"
"tomorrow?"
"no when did i ask."
"SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP U FUCKING LITTLE MAN SLUT WHORE BITCH ASS DUMB FUC BEFORE I FUCK U UP U ANNOYING FUCKING LITTLE BOY"

by shesgotbunda February 08, 2021

Did I Just Go There

Abbreviation for Did I Just Go There.... dot AL (Well thats the up for discussion and creativeness) A term used for the out of the box, creative minds who aren't afraid to push the boundaries. People who come up with crazy idea usually "Go there!

#DIJGTAL #DIDIJUSTGOTHERE

"I'm going to build an exclusive dealership on the moon that sells customised rocket ships....Daaaaaaam "DID I JUST GO THERE"

by DIJGT.AL January 26, 2018