Kentucky Hotpocket

When someone (usually a male) buys 7 lawnmowers and realizes he can't use them all, so he burns them in a fire pit

Tom - Justin, what happened in to your lawn?
Justin - Man, I had a Kentucky hotpocket last night.

by rossypossy April 8, 2022

Hotpocket (Part Two)

A continuation of the first part of the excerpt.

The Hotpockets seem to be capable of intelligent thought, and have a complicated culture much akin to our own- With some of their tales and stories mirroring ones that we have as humans. A prime example of one of those stories is the classic Hotpocket fable, Pocket and the Stromboli, a near identical story to our David and Goliath.

"Hotpocket (Part Two)"
idk I can't remember the first flavor-text I did

by Zombiman August 11, 2025

Alabama Hotpocket

When you insert a pepperoni stick into the anal cavity while accompanied by a mozzerella cheese stick in the vagina while the female is in her period and then wait 40 minutes or until melted.

I lived off of Alabama Hotpockets in college.

by Wombatwoman October 19, 2019

Harry Hotpocket

Warm hairy pussy

“Damn, dude I love my wife’s Harry Hotpocket!”

by FootLongMillerMan May 23, 2018

Alyssa's hotpocket

The purposeful act of shutting your own asshole with glue (the stickier the better). Then proceeding to gorge oneself on spicy ethnic food. Resulting in the ruptured of ones colon.

I'm so tired of life right now, so I gave myself an Alyssa's hotpocket

by Axe wound diver February 1, 2025

Julian Hotpocket

Similar to an Alabama Hotpocket but for pregnant women.

Alabama Hotpocket: Defecating in a woman's vagina and eating her out.

Julian Hotpocket: Defecating in a pregnant woman's vagina and eating her out.

I gave this pregnant chick a Julian Hotpocket.

by Phillip Kelly September 5, 2022

wisconsin hotpocket

the act of adding cheese during anal sex as a lubricant and then eating the cheese afterwards.

I loved the wisconsin hotpocket I had last night.

by Cold Soda January 17, 2021