vegas hotpocket

When you take all of your winnings from Pai Gow Poker and shove the chips in your girls vagina and have passionate intercourse with her. When you're ready to cash out you take your lady to the cashier. She gets naked and stands on the cashier cage and releases the chips from her vaginal canal.
Last night I won $69 dollars playing Pai Gow Poker, I gave my girl a Vegas hotpocket to celebrate my success.
by Jwilly69 December 04, 2016
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chocolate hotpocket

The moment when a lover poos into their partner's vagina.
"Hey Geoff, how was sex with Tami last night?"
"Keith, it was dirty as f*ck, she asked me to give her a Chocolate Hotpocket!"
"I don't know how to respond to that, Geoff."
by WetTrumpPanko March 25, 2023
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hotpocketing

when your rockerboy input dumps a hot load in you and then your rockergirl output eats you out
That threesome was intense last night. We hotpocketed twice!

Johnny fucking loves hotpocketing. He's lucky we put up with it.
by sabrina pemberton August 04, 2021
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HotPocket-Whip

When someone him or her chose an food over interacting with people.
Jake: Why did Anna chose an candy bar over hanging with us?
Jennifer: Do mind her, she's HotPocket-Whip
by AmaiGisei December 29, 2014
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Muddy Hotpocket

The act of feeding your girl laxatives, corking her stinker and then stuffing an assortment of deli meats and cheeses inside her cunt before pounding her until she pops like a hot pocket in a microwave.
Brittany, I let Gavin give me a Muddy Hotpocket last night and now my box smells like thanksgiving at grams house.
by MissMonk April 19, 2021
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Alabama Hotpocket

When you insert a pepperoni stick into the anal cavity while accompanied by a mozzerella cheese stick in the vagina while the female is in her period and then wait 40 minutes or until melted.
I lived off of Alabama Hotpockets in college.
by Wombatwoman October 20, 2019
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Alabama hotpocket

When u shit into a womens vagina then have sex with her while shit is still inside said vagina
by Alabamaboi November 10, 2019
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