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Hot pocket 

The act of wrapping one's dick in tin foil, putting it in the oven, and leaving to toast in the oven at 350 for 15-20 minutes, or until crispy, then proceeding to fuck another man in the ass.
Hey, did you hear about Simon giving Garfunkel that hot pocket?

hot pocket 

when a guy opens a girls pussy and shits inside it then rubs the clit for a little and then fucks her in the pussy
yo did you hear greg did a hot pocket to kate.

Hot Pocket 

Theres a hot pocket coming in strong
Hot Pocket by Ic3Man February 28, 2008

hot pocket 

The act of lining your mouth with cellophane and having someone shit in it.
I heard Jason got a big hot pocket from his girlfriend yesterday.
hot pocket by Retardfogle February 24, 2009

Hot Pocket 

The act of blowing warm moist air into a women's pussy.
When my girlfriend was getting a lap dance, that stripper blew right through here panty's and gave her a Hot Pocket. Nice.......
Hot Pocket by soruwm June 14, 2011