The most sacred of holy foods. Also known as the God of all things microwaved and delicious. It blesses all whom of which it touches and is the creator of all pocketed life.
by Jacrispe February 23, 2019
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Boy #1: Dude, I heard you got hot pocketed, are you alright?
Boy #2: Yeah, he got me good, I still can't get the taste out of my mouth.
Boy #2: Yeah, he got me good, I still can't get the taste out of my mouth.
by Tea Oh Em June 17, 2009
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by Kwoththehotpocketer December 27, 2007
Get the Hot Pocket mug.Melissa: Why would a guy want to jack off instead of having sex with his significant other?
Mike: It's not that guys would prefer to jack off. Think of it this way: Some times, you just don't have a lot of time, but ya got needs, right? You'd prefer to sit down to a nice full meal, but when you have 20 minutes to shower, eat, and get to work, you can throw back a Hot Pocket in 2 or 3 minutes. It's not the ideal meal, but it's the most convenient when you're too rushed or lazy for a full meal.
Mike: It's not that guys would prefer to jack off. Think of it this way: Some times, you just don't have a lot of time, but ya got needs, right? You'd prefer to sit down to a nice full meal, but when you have 20 minutes to shower, eat, and get to work, you can throw back a Hot Pocket in 2 or 3 minutes. It's not the ideal meal, but it's the most convenient when you're too rushed or lazy for a full meal.
by Fuzzy Mike April 17, 2006
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by Matthew Wu September 14, 2008
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by The 13th Shrew August 9, 2009
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