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mood hijacker

A person who, during conversations or in social settings, takes over the mood or tone of the interaction(s), normally for the worse.
My roommate is such a mood hijacker. The vibe of our apartment totally depends on their mood for the day.
by Marjorie’s Laser May 10, 2022
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hug-hijacker

Someone who swiftly steps in between two other people who are about to embrace, so dat HE gets da hug from one of da starry-eyed squeezers instead of da hug's intended recipient.
Being a habitual hug-hijacker may indeed feel hilarious to you personally, but to avoid distressed feelings, you should always make sure dat (1) you know both people involved fairly well, and are already on hugging terms wif dem yourself, and (2) said couple presently has enough time for said horsing around, and was not simply needing to just "share a quick lovey" before rushing off in separate directions, and (3) da occasion is merely a moderately-casual encounter --- i.e., da two cuddlebugs are not in da middle of a tragedy or other stressful situation where da hug was meant for emotional comforting, moral support, etc., and thus it is not something to be made light of.
by QuacksO February 5, 2023
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Dopamine Hijackers

Anything from drugs, phones, games, porn, gambling that tricks your brain into releasing dopamine without earning it. They feel good short-term but fry your focus, discipline, and potential in the long run. Basically, the sneaky thieves of your brainpower.
“Bro, I was gonna study, but TikTok, gaming, and junk food got me again. Straight-up Dopamine Hijackers turned me into a zombie.”
by M. Wagner September 16, 2025
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Hipjack

It combines the qualities of a hipster and a lumberjack. A person who has a beard, wears flannel, and preferences PBR. Musical interests include everything from Bluegrass to Ke$ha.
Person 1:Do you see that bearded man wearing flannel over there?

Person 2: Yes! I wish I could be a hipjack like him!
by WoodLover October 31, 2011
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Hipjack

A legendary fake animal whose looming presence makes hungover individuals more susceptible to vomiting. Its skull-shape makes its head appear similar to a bowler hat and the fur upon its chest and torso give it a vest-like resemblance.
"Look in that black window on the right there. It's one of the very few sightings of the Hipjack. You've never heard of the Hipjack? Look it up."
by RedIsNotBlue June 16, 2021
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Hjiack

I WANT TO HJIACKAFJSOFMDKS NO! ITS HIJACK!
by psendrom July 3, 2021
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