hefer

A slang meaning toward a female. Usually implying that the person is mean or rude.

Dang, Krissy was rude acting like she owned the place. That hefer.

by connotationqueen May 21, 2015

heero

1. Fictional (dammit) main character of Gundam Wing

2. Mostly antisocial secretive jerk who has swift violent tendancies against his enemies and distrust of his allies

3. someone doesn't know how to spell "hero"

Stop acting like such a Heero and TELL ME, DAMMIT!

My heero is Heero.

by miso December 2, 2003

hetero-queer

A sub-category under Q in LGBTQ. A person who has a queer persona in many respects except for the fact that they only engage in sexual intercourse with the opposite sex.

"Dennis Rodman isn't gay?!" "Nope, he's just hetero-queer."

by DJ*77 March 8, 2015

hetero-crush

a heterosexual who finds a member of the same sex to be attractive and is drawn to that person in a non-sexual manner.

"She is so pretty I think I've developed a hetero-crush on her."

by 000Sara000 December 26, 2005

Hefer

A fat female, usually of ages between 16 and 40-45. Comes from the name for a female cow which has not given birth yet.

Look at that hefer over there shovelling those chips/fries down her throat

by Wan Care December 9, 2008

john heder

The awesome actor who played Napoleon Dynamite. (and no, he did NOT die in a car crash, thank you very much!)

"Dude, that John Heder guy is flippin' sweet!"

"Word."

by Random Jones September 10, 2005

No Hetero

Said to cancel out an ambiguously heterosexual (straight) comment. Can be used by people of all sexual orientations.

1. Girl: Billy and I were holding hands last night, no hetero.
2. Boy: That dress makes her boobs look real perky, no hetero though.

by Lil' Berry February 18, 2008