The Helen Keller

A sex position where the person who’s getting hit from the back has their head down and their ears between two couch cushions. Thus unable them to see/ hear very week.

Dude I put my girl into the Helen Keller and she loved it

by andjee December 28, 2020

Helen Keller

In the act of finishing during fornication the male sticks both pointer fingers into the female ears, disrupting her hearing while you ejaculate into her eyes making her blind, all while she try to speak but instead the only noises are those of groans.

Friend 1: Dude, smashed my side hoe last night.

Friend 2: Nice man! Anything crazy?

Friend 1: Yeah dude gave her old Helen Keller. Made that bitch go blind and deaf all in one squirt.

Friend 2: Savage.

by PistolPete212 March 19, 2016

Helen Keller

Who you become when you look at the eclipse

Shit bro, when I look at that eclipse ima be Helen Keller

by GucciScaramucci August 21, 2017

helen keller with broken hands

Shoving your hands so far up a girls ass that you break your hands and then the pain makes you go blind and deaf.

Guy 1: Damn man what happened?
Guy 2: I pulled the old Helen Keller with Broken Hands on her...

by BrunkPlays September 6, 2018

Helen Keller

She was the first female pilot.

Bro they found Helen Keller’s plane crash yesterday.

by hitlersdeadmama August 21, 2019

on my helen keller

someone who doesn't hear or see anything, usually meaning 'i wont snitch'

"is that somebody running from the cops?", "shit im on my helen keller!"

by pawtucketpoppy September 19, 2022

Helen keller

She never existed. Never.

His girlfriend is like Helen keller

by Keller hellen November 12, 2021