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The Helen Keller

A sex position where the person who’s getting hit from the back has their head down and their ears between two couch cushions. Thus unable them to see/ hear very week.
Dude I put my girl into the Helen Keller and she loved it
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Helen Keller

A fictional character made to "inspire" people, known to be "blind" and "deaf".
Helen Keller inspired absolutely no one!
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Helen Keller

Who you become when you look at the eclipse
Shit bro, when I look at that eclipse ima be Helen Keller
by GucciScaramucci August 21, 2017
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Helen Keller

This is when a guys cums in a girls eye then quickly cums in her ears. This blinds her and makes her deaf hence the Helen Keller.
Johnny gave Lucy a Helen Keller last knight. Right now she cannot find her way to the shower to wash the cum off.
by The realest beast June 9, 2015
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Helen Keller

In the act of finishing during fornication the male sticks both pointer fingers into the female ears, disrupting her hearing while you ejaculate into her eyes making her blind, all while she try to speak but instead the only noises are those of groans.
Friend 1: Dude, smashed my side hoe last night.

Friend 2: Nice man! Anything crazy?

Friend 1: Yeah dude gave her old Helen Keller. Made that bitch go blind and deaf all in one squirt.

Friend 2: Savage.
by PistolPete212 March 19, 2016
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Helen Keller Effect

Noun: The sensation you experience when quickly standing up, causing reality to warp into an indescribable darkness and inability to comprehend sounds around you
“Dude, when I got up just now I had a total Helen Keller Effect
by RememberTheAmibo September 22, 2019
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Helen Keller

Bro they found Helen Keller’s plane crash yesterday.
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