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Old New Hampshire Logging Trail

Simple: butt sex in the woods during the day. Only butt sex, nothing else.
I brought Amanda down the Old New Hampshire Logging Trail and she had trouble walking back.
by S.E.McD February 17, 2009
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New Hampshire Ape Fest

When a white lady in New Hampshire get's attacked by three to fourteen black men and is dragged into the hills for 48 hours of non-stop ass eating.
Lad 1: So where did Rebecca go last night?

Lad 2: Didn't you hear, the monkey men got her ass back in Laconia.

Lad 1: What did they do to her?

Lad 2: They had a New Hampshire Ape Fest.

Lad 1: NONOnoooooooooooono!!!!!!!!!!11
by Thitherurtian August 10, 2018
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New Hampshire After Hours Show

A comedy podcast produced and hosted by Bill, Brent, and Andy. Home page for the show is www.nhafterhours.com
Visit the New Hampshire After Hours show's website. www.nhafterhours.com
by glock23 March 21, 2009
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New Hampshire Army National Guard

Always Ready. Always There.

Citizen Soldiers typically drill once a month and receive full tuition waived at New Hampshire State Schools. We're Doctors, Nurses, teachers, students, firefighters, police officers, state troopers, college professors, coaches, plumbers, contractors, business owners, journalists, etc. We're people who have important jobs in our communities who have decided that we ALSO want to stay fully qualified in a SECOND career to serve our country. We have given up our time with our families and time off from our civilian careers for training and drills. We somehow manage to do two things very successfully. And we think that's pretty "cool".
Dude, that New Hampshire Army National Guard soldier is literally getting paid to go to college. They must be their parents favorite child.
by jollyranger December 21, 2016
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New Hampshire

New Hampshire is a dumb state which likes to slander other states because they’re “DeMoCrAtIc!!!”

They believe in dogshit propaganda from the right all the time and they’re stupid. They believe Massachusetts is as fault for every crime known to man.

*Got into a car crash? IT’S MASS!*
*Amazing weather? NEW HAMPSHIRITE GODS GAVE IT TO US!*

Most New Hampshirites I’ve seen are adamant that their state is better than everyone else’s. They like to glaze their flag like as if it’s the best flag known to man despite it just being the dumb cliche of BLUE BACKGROUND WITH SEAL!!!

Atleast Massachusetts’ flag is unique.
Someone from Massachusetts: “Hello! How’s it going?”

Some Adamant Person from New Hampshire: “YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING! GO SUCK YOUR DICK AT DRIVING! NEW HAMPSHIRE ON TOPPPPPP!!!”
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New Hampshire Primary Erection

NH women’s first round test for estimating national public approval of select prospective sexual partners. Using mass media to share your oral event, your partner goes down town rounding third base with a hands-on demonstration while you debate the best approaches to meeting all of the needs of your cuntry. A popular vote ensures that the incumbent moves on to a second round, so that they can officially Iowa cock-us.
Joe- Have you been watching Becky’s New Hampshire Primary Erection? You can tell she’s wicked excited about the whole thing.

Stephanie- Yeah! I love how liberally the first candidate gives..

Joe- give Becky an inch and she’ll take a mile though…

Stephanie - it’s still noble how much he focuses on cummunity. Some say he’s thrusting himself into the spotlight, but I like it. Naw’mean?
by BeckyJean 603 August 4, 2022
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lisbon, new hampshire

The tiny ass town where everyone thinks they know everything about everyone and everyone is related to everyone. There is one school that teaches kindergarten through 12th grade all in the same building. The girls there all try to be Gucci af with their Dunkin Donuts and the boys are all wanna be hicks. The only exciting thing that happens is Lilac Festival where all the EBs gather to go on the same sketchy carnival rides every year.
I was driving through Lisbon, New Hampshire to get some gas at DuEz, and I ran into my second cousins ex boyfriend who I'm related to.
by Pizzasneezes August 10, 2017
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