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half life 2

is overrated game that tried to be hollywood blockbuster but turned out mediocre and boring FPS with barely any reedemable features. The only person who likes this game is Gabe Newell and Nobody.

Half Life is only remembered due to Half Life 3 meme since the game has never reached an actual ending and ended on half Life 2 episode 2 dlc.
However, Half Life itself is a boring name for the title because it is some Physics terminology that will make you go to sleep. Thankfully, Lives only have two halves.
Person 1: Hey I hope they will make a sequel to half life 2.
Person 2: But it already exists, it's called garry's mod and its better anyways.
Person 1: oh right
by Andrew Whiteingale W w00t October 21, 2025
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Half-Life 4

hl3 hasnt even released yet and prolly never will
why the hell do you want half-life 4?
Guy: Half-Life 4 when?
Other guy: dawg... gaben cant count to 3... why do you think he can count to 4?
by lil proot February 24, 2025
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Half Life 3

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its not real! ITS NOT REAL!!!!
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valve cant even count to three!!!
Half Life 3? That doesn't exist!
by ur_so_right_lad July 9, 2023
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half-life

great fucking game made by valve in 1999 I think
I play half-life
I do too
by Unknown07724 January 8, 2025
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Employee Half-Life

The Employee Half-Life of a workplace is the amount of time it takes for half of a new batch of employees to quit.

An EHL of less than three months is generally regarded as a bad sign in business.
When I first joined Acme Industries, there were five other new employees with me. After about six weeks, only three of us remained, including myself. So Acme Industries has an Employee Half-Life of about six weeks.
by Shepherd Guy April 9, 2025
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Half-life 3

It's the name of a game that doesn't exist and will never exist.
It's often used to tease Half-Life fans.
Example: Here we have Q, who is a Half-Life fan, and V is going to tease Q.
V: "Hey man, Half-Life 3 just got released!"
Q: "Dih!"

VALVE RELEASE HL3!!
by 22chim October 29, 2025
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