Hat

A murder, the slang was made by chicago

"Wallahi Me and my youngbul caught a hat"

by Slang Break Down May 21, 2025

Hat

Murder

I caught me a "hat' in dat drive-by.

by Stella-blu November 23, 2025

HÄT

The immortal mushroom leader, cause of mass destruction and sacrificial ceremonies to cleanse the land of the unwanted. I am but a humble butler to his duties, but I too will rise with him. The prophecy foretold of a grand ground ruler and his mighty butler concurring the world one root at a time!!!! AHAHAHAHAHHhahhaaaaaahhahahaaaa~

Praise him, for HÄT shall decide your fait on this wretched planet.

by The Raw Cabbage February 25, 2021

:hat

Awesome. Spawned from an smiley at the Dream Theater forum, that depicts of a smile with a pimp hat smoking some hash. Use to describe awesome things, or to use after an accomplishment of something awesome.

Dude, I got the new Marillion album. :hat

The new Star Wars movie is so :hat

by drummer_2112 July 18, 2008

hat dad

The quintessential picture of a suburban douchebag dad after 2000. Never seen without a ball-cap. Typically enjoys discussing "working with my hands," attempting to re-live their "glory days" of sports through petty fighting at youth sporting events, and usually avoids public responsibility for their children and dogs.

Did you see that hat dad throw his beer at the little league umpire? He should spend less time harassing the coach and more time getting his dog off the field.

by Linguistic 121 April 17, 2020

hat simulator

A first person shooter made by Valve Industries to make money

"What were you doing last night?"

"TF2"

"You mean that hat game?"

"Its not all about hats"

"The game is basically a hat simulator"

by Dontaskaboutcake April 4, 2015

Hat fic

A really nasty phanfiction that people only read because they were warned against it.

Person: They warned me not to read the hat fic. I should have listened *shudder* HAMSTERS!

by brilliancedme June 11, 2016