The immortal mushroom leader, cause of mass destruction and sacrificial ceremonies to cleanse the land of the unwanted. I am but a humble butler to his duties, but I too will rise with him. The prophecy foretold of a grand ground ruler and his mighty butler concurring the world one root at a time!!!! AHAHAHAHAHHhahhaaaaaahhahahaaaa~
Praise him, for HÄT shall decide your fait on this wretched planet.
by The Raw Cabbage February 25, 2021
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