shitting gummy bears

Being a victim of an unfortunate situation that you haven’t foreseen. Being taken by surprise.

Oh my god, I’m shitting gummy bears, my computer just stopped working as I was doing a livestream for 300 people…

by 5m4r7y April 28, 2022

wet gummy bear

Blow job with no teeth

She got super head with no teeth, dat wet gummy bear!

by bod1914 May 20, 2014

gummy bear

A small ball of partially dried semen. it is sticky and gummy to the touch and therefore resembles a pineapple gummy bear.

gross, you have a gummy bear on your stomache! semen sperm cum

by treerat89 January 5, 2010

Gummy Bear

A toothless old man gnawing on a ham sandwich

Wow, look at Kev gum the shit out of that ham sandwich. He is a Gummy Bear

by Fillup December 8, 2024

Sugar free gummy bears

Gummy bears that basically just act as laxatives. Diarrhea hell ensues. They have funny reviews on Amazon.

Holy SHIT I ate 5 sugar free gummy bears and now I don’t think I’m ever leaving my porcelain throne

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

Gummy Bear

Large guy who is known by his adorable and unthreatening look and demeanor

Jason is a bad influence but all the girls think he's a gummy bear.

by Honeymeister Hoona Chickey August 27, 2016

Teachers gummy bears

Gummy bears filled with one pill to re introduce "nap time."

Hey george weren't the Teachers gummy bears the best?
george?
geor
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by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018