The thick, tarry, difficult to excrete stool that you try to push out the morning after a night on the Guinness.
by Fishfishfishhh November 11, 2018
Get the guinness buttplugmug. A Guinness Fart is almost the exact opposite to a genuine fart , and can catch you out after you have consumed a commendable volume of the lovely black liquid .
Having been lulled into a very false sense of safety and security by your own anus , you place your trust in it to release nothing but wind, but horror of horrors , it’s played a very cruel trick on you and will shoot out warm, black , stinking sticky bum treacle of a slightly thicker viscosity than what went in only a few hours beforehand . At this point and usually in the most inconvenient of locations, you have become a victim of a Guinness Fart
Having been lulled into a very false sense of safety and security by your own anus , you place your trust in it to release nothing but wind, but horror of horrors , it’s played a very cruel trick on you and will shoot out warm, black , stinking sticky bum treacle of a slightly thicker viscosity than what went in only a few hours beforehand . At this point and usually in the most inconvenient of locations, you have become a victim of a Guinness Fart
I’d only had 9 pints of Dublins finest and whilst walking home I trusted my sphincter to emit some gas which I thought had backed up inside my poop chute . How wrong I was, when the bastard sphincter tricked me with. Guinness Fart and deposited about 4 lbs of BumMolasses directly into my kex . To make matters worse , by the time I’d walked the rest of my journey , the dollop had went cold
by Napoleon BonerPart March 12, 2023
Get the Guinness fartmug. by TheCornhole69 December 11, 2020
Get the Downing the Guinnessmug. A guin is a human-penguin hybrid. Guins are fiercely protective of other guins and commonly place the welfare of non-guins far below their own kind. Guins also deny the existence of guins and in outside conversation will treat them along the same lines as the loch ness monster, bigfoot, extraterrestrials or the mafia.
by CFishbone July 28, 2023
Get the Guinmug.