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man groom

Shave and detail the male penile area in hopes of hooking up with a date.
I have to man groom in case I take a hot one home tonight!
by Adamblackrs2014 May 17, 2014
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Mr Groom

A British guy who not only likes men, but also teaches computer science at a selective high school. He plays an absurd amount of Minecraft and overwatch, rivalling the means of another god gamer (only pros would get the reference). He has many colourful metaphors that he uses to convey his messages, like how he escaped the matrix and that the school system is controlling us (he is very based). Apart from liking men, he also likes kids, thus his name.
Guy one: "Bro, that kid got kidnapped today"
Guy two: "Oh it was probably Mr Groom, don't worry law enforcement will bait him by telling him about the new overwatch league"
Guy one: "You sure?"
Guy two: "Of course, no gamer at his calibre would ever miss out on that tournament."
Guy one: "Oh, ok"
by Anonymoose1010209391 June 19, 2023
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grooming shower

I'm wearing a skirt tonight. I'll have to take a grooming shower
by Sarah fake name April 21, 2015
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Reckless Groom

A reckless groom is an individual who deliberately engages in an activity with the knowledge that it will have adverse consequences, thereby hindering their ability to fulfil their obligations, expectations, or attend an event. This behaviour is often motivated by the desire to provide a cover or excuse, even though they are fully aware of the potential negative outcomes.

**Term: Reckless Groom**

A reckless groom is an individual who deliberately engages in an activity with the knowledge that it will have adverse consequences, thereby hindering their ability to fulfill their obligations, expectations, or attend an event. This behavior is often motivated by the desire to provide a cover or excuse, even though they are fully aware of the potential negative outcomes.

**Example:**
An individual who is not interested in getting married organizes a bachelor party the night before the wedding in a remote location that is inaccessible by public transportation, thereby preventing them from arriving on time or at all.
Father of the bride. “Where was the bucks party?”
Friend “In another country.”
Father of Bride “how possibly could he get here on time? ”

Friend “He’s just been the reckless groom.”
by Wandering Photographer January 1, 2025
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Groom of Gail

Used when talking about Horror Films when a character is clearly going to die soon. Inspired by the British Soap character Gail Platt who has had 4 out of her 5 husbands die.
He shouldn't have gone into that lock up garage. He's a Groom of Gail now.
by Corrieface November 12, 2020
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Grooming

Grooming is having a relationship with someone younger kissing someone is not pronounced grooming but for them to have sexual activity is grooming
Person:Zoe Laverne was grooming Connor
Friend: how?
Person: she had sexual activity with him
Friend:no your wrong grooming is having sexual activity just because she twerked on him and convinced him to vape isn't grooming neither is a kiss
by Pxpcxnrzi September 9, 2021
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Groomsing

The act of sexually violating an individual, typically a child
What happened to Billy? He left school to go to therapy.

Word is John got caught groomsing him, it’s so messed up.
by Towelie420 May 17, 2018
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