Grooming is having a relationship with someone younger kissing someone is not pronounced grooming but for them to have sexual activity is grooming
Person:Zoe Laverne was grooming Connor
Friend: how?
Person: she had sexual activity with him
Friend:no your wrong grooming is having sexual activity just because she twerked on him and convinced him to vape isn't grooming neither is a kiss
Friend: how?
Person: she had sexual activity with him
Friend:no your wrong grooming is having sexual activity just because she twerked on him and convinced him to vape isn't grooming neither is a kiss
by Pxpcxnrzi September 10, 2021
When a child is in the general vicinity of any protest, movement, demonstration, or slogan that supports equal human rights, or awareness of legal or social injustices for people who are not straight, women or white.
I took my kid to a drag queen story hour because awareness of diversity helps reduce bigotry and fear-based violence later in life, as is my right as a parent, and everyone on Twitter called it grooming.
by Dontwon From Corlett Ave. May 03, 2022
Any use of a feeble, or implausible excuse used by someone to escape from a conversation on a mind-numbing, or uninteresting topic for the listener. Refers to someone explaining their preference to 'wash their hair', 'do their nails' or some other such excuse, which would be an otherwise less desirable chore than having to suffer through listening to such a boring conversation.
These excuses were popular in sit-coms, where the lead actor wanted to extract laughter from the audience with the punchline illustrating the implausibility of the excuse being believed by the recipient.
These excuses were popular in sit-coms, where the lead actor wanted to extract laughter from the audience with the punchline illustrating the implausibility of the excuse being believed by the recipient.
Claire: When I came back with your wine you'd already left. What happened?
Steve: When that wine-snob came over to talk about the wine we were drinking, I had to use a grooming excuse to get out of there.
Steve: When that wine-snob came over to talk about the wine we were drinking, I had to use a grooming excuse to get out of there.
by WineBusProf February 21, 2015
Coolest teacher you’ll ever meet. Doesn’t like when you wear hats and can get peeved pretty easily. but still all around a pretty chill teacher. he may try to trip you in the cafeteria but it’s all in good fun. might throw your phone but it’s okay. nice shoes, hair is always slicked to the right
by N1ckyPoo69 December 06, 2021
A British guy who not only likes men, but also teaches computer science at a selective high school. He plays an absurd amount of Minecraft and overwatch, rivalling the means of another god gamer (only pros would get the reference). He has many colourful metaphors that he uses to convey his messages, like how he escaped the matrix and that the school system is controlling us (he is very based). Apart from liking men, he also likes kids, thus his name.
Guy one: "Bro, that kid got kidnapped today"
Guy two: "Oh it was probably Mr Groom, don't worry law enforcement will bait him by telling him about the new overwatch league"
Guy one: "You sure?"
Guy two: "Of course, no gamer at his calibre would ever miss out on that tournament."
Guy one: "Oh, ok"
Guy two: "Oh it was probably Mr Groom, don't worry law enforcement will bait him by telling him about the new overwatch league"
Guy one: "You sure?"
Guy two: "Of course, no gamer at his calibre would ever miss out on that tournament."
Guy one: "Oh, ok"
by Anonymoose1010209391 June 20, 2023
by larrybirx August 05, 2023