Greedy Gonzales

The act of jizzing in your pants while performing a dine-and-dash from a Mexican restaurant.

Our waitress at the taco stand was hot, but the food sucked, so I gave them a Greedy Gonzales.

by thefuckoxstablemaster May 5, 2022

big and greedy

This is used as a way to call someone fat. It can also be used when someone is eating a lot. Often, it's both combined. This is used an insult but often jokingly.

My fatass cat won't stop eating my food. He's big and greedy.

by doctor yiff January 14, 2024

big and greedy

When someone is just absolutely gluttonous.

Person 1: Dude Kau is just so big and greedy...
Person 2: That's what I'm saying!!

by kauhater911 April 16, 2024

greedy pressure

When you fatten a girl up against her knowledge or will, so you can feel the pressure of her huge body as she rides you. A way to easily own your girl by overfeeding her, and then stuff all her holes. The term is found in Eliza Valora’s novel Fat Monster

“Forget weighted blanket, I’m into greedy pressure and pop off when she’s putting it all down on me.”

by GreedyDaddy February 4, 2025

Greedy

Used to describe someone who is overweight, sloppy, and takes too much.

Bobby is looking pretty greedy today, he prob ate his fat ass to sleep last night

by GReyes March 27, 2023

big and greedy

someone who loves to eat food and stays inside all day being lazy and not doing anything with their life.

“ant is big and greedy”

by 5477388284)84929 April 10, 2024

Greedy Saintface

Is the drill sergeant. The top shooter with amazing aim and can’t be fucked with.

I come through shooting like Greedy Saintface.

by Urban kept November 23, 2021