Granola Sex

It’s like normal sex but you eat a granola bar during it

“Just had granola sex with my boyfriend”
“Wow you’re so cool, I wish I could have granola sex”

by GayTrashCan February 23, 2022

Fresh granola

Fresh granola is a phrase used to describe something that is awesome or is nice.

Bro that shirt is some fresh granola.

by Everyoneusesthisohrase101 April 12, 2019

Granola bar

Synonym for bitch-ass pussy

You're a fucking granola bar

by Trinomial September 15, 2016

The Granola Belt

An area in the United States that consists of Washington State, Oregon, and Northern California. Well known for it's massive new age, dead head and Hippie populations, as well as alternative life styles and extreme liberal thinking. Also has a never ending supply of mind altering drugs.

" Me and Zach went up and down the Granola Belt for a week straight. Damn did we meet some interesting people, heard some far out music, and found some amazing head shops!"

by Marley Boy...4/20 February 26, 2008

Granola crunchie

Someone who is always outside, eats organic food only and is a straight up loon

Gerry look at that guy in his hammock, what a granola crunchie

by coolerthanyou101 July 26, 2015

Granola Kid

a child that granola is attracted to, and is thrown at him repeatedly

Granola Kid

by granolakid October 14, 2010

granola muncher

A cyclist, typically identified by spandex and exotic gear.

I was driving up on the mountain yesterday enjoying the curves, and there was this granola muncher half into my lane on one of the blind corners!

by 258tra April 26, 2016