Speedy Gonzalez

When the passenger of a car gives a handjob to the driver whose pumping increases as the speed of the car increases. One must stop driving the stick shift if stopped at a red light. Usually the love juice ends up on the dash. If however the sticky substance lands on the windshield it may referred to as a hobo carwash. This doesn't not apply to road dome or any of the variants.
Yo Mike just bought some new armor all wipes for his car his girlfriend gave him one messy speedy Gonzalez

She says to me "the faster you go the faster I go"
by Juicy Jaekwon April 01, 2014
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ivan gonzalez

bitch ass nigga with a amazing hoe side kick.
Me: Bae you is naughty
bae: you is a trash ass n*** fr
me: aite i see whats up.
bae: Ivan gonzalez is sectrely my homie,
by PizzaBoiAyyLMao August 17, 2017
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Marco Gonzalez ♡

The best boyfriend I've had. Has brown beautiful eyes, amazing hair, i love his body, i love the way he is, i love him in general. I am grateful to have him overall. I love when he tries to make me happy when I'm sad because it shows he cares, I love it when he holds me tight in his arms, i love it when he gives me kisses and tells me he loves me, overall i love everything he does (almost everything) one thing i don't like though is when he says negative things about himself because he doesn't see the way i see him. If you find a guy like mine keep him and work things out with him because it is worth it and I am lucky to have him♡
by Your love♡ November 23, 2021
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Kahrina Gonzalez

Kahrina Gonzalez is known to be of the few miracles living on planet earth as well as a devil pissed of by one another
Kahrina Gonzalez is unique
by Miranda washington February 21, 2021
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Joseph gonzalez

one of the best people you can ever meet if you do him wrong then you fucked up
Joseph Gonzalez knows how you did it he will definitely seek revenge
by ha ha ja ja July 12, 2022
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saih gonzalez

Noun. The one honored above others. Noble warrior of the house Gonzalo, whose body is made of light. Accelerated in mind and body. One who never fails.

Alternate def. A knight of illuminating courage with hope as his steed.
Looook!! Over there to the west, it must be… Saih Gonzalez!! We are saved from peril.
by Rejardedfart November 23, 2023
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Zaelynn Gonzalez

the most sexiest girl on planet earth. has nothinn' but SWAG. She is always smiling & is just plain out a m a z i n g . once you meet her you'll wanna become her bessstest bestfriend(; every guy knows he wants her.
Zaelynn Gonzalez equals a fun time
by EVERY SINGLE GUY October 06, 2011
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