Gaylord

A man with female feelings aka a bitch.
Someone who is not ftb.

Stop being such a GAYLORD

by Threymysterio August 15, 2018

Gaylord

A way to pass off uncomfortable displays of affection between two people

"you know I think I love you"
"Christ you're such a Gaylord"

by Mushyman February 27, 2020

Gaylord Eggman

The archetype of piss boy. Litterally cristal pepsi personnified. A little fucking asshole who loves to drink dog urine at funerals. Don't leave him alone with the elderly. Likes to hit on homeless people

"Apparently he never shutz without a spotter. He even wipes his ass after"
"Total gaylord eggman"

by Gaylord Eggman November 22, 2021

Gaylord

Jeffrey

Jeffrey: I am a gaylord

by Jennakellermeyer March 22, 2019

John Gaylord

Slang word for anyones' gay dad, especially Donald Trump

"Donald Trump is the gayest fag I've ever set eyes on!"
"Yeah, he's a total John Gaylord"
"WTF does that even mean?"

by John_Gaylord July 4, 2016

Gaylord

A Gaylord is a chronically online incel/geek that makes themselves look tough or edgy online but is usually severely under/overweight in real life. They have a serious god complex and most likely use Discord or Reddit

You: Humming a song you heard
Gaylord: “You normie, I bet you haven’t even watched the Dungeon Story IV: Withered Eggs trilogy, stop singing the OST.”
You: “shut up Gaylord”

by g5elite December 4, 2022

Gaylord

To ask for a cup of tea in a middle class setting. when asked for a cup of tea preferring none standard English blend, to bring the word Gay and lord Back into a domestic setting, Gay being an upbeat and fun time.

hoist :Can I get you refreshments, guest would it be possible to have a gaylord, hoist what's that ? Guest: RooiBus .

by ParnyW June 28, 2022