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the gandalf smoke

when you smoke a joint handsfree. everything you would normally do, you do without your hands. only real og‘s smoke like this.
„ey yo bro you smokin‘ the gandalf smoke?“ „hell yeah bro“
by JetiRubik February 2, 2020
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gandalf

Girl 1: Ewww did you see her gandalf? It's so fat.
Girl 2: Which one?
by ilike2eatbabies July 8, 2009
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Gandalf the Grey

And Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grails Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Azure Meanie and Cowbuy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, Every Single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan
by Gvprtski March 25, 2024
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Gandalf

A male UNIX or Network Administrator wearing sandals and sporting a long silvery-grey beard. May be bald, or also have long silvery-grey hair. The length of beard is directly proportional to their Gandalfness.
"Hey, check out that gandalf!" - "Oh him, yeah... he's been to every USENIX conference since Kernighan first presented."
by iambeezly February 1, 2018
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Gandalf & dragon

Gandalf and dragon is when a. Man. -Ejaculates- into a womens mouth she then spits the -ejaculation- into his -rectum- the -male- then -farts- it back into her mouth then -sawllows-
John asked Francesca for a gandalf & dragon-
by sanxity June 5, 2024
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Gandalf

for folks who don't like to use the word - gaand in hindi which means ass. but still want to express something like
- i worked my ass off
- laughed my ass off

in hindi

- i worked by gaand off

but to say in an environment where cussing is not allowed, we can say

- i worked my gandalf
it was such a busy day, i worked my gandalf
by good_vibes_only April 16, 2024
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Sloppy Gandalf

Spray of mucus and vileness producing films of desk fungus and cubical rot, often followed by moist nasal clearing.
Frumpy just sloppy gandalfed and needs a wet nap.
by Cubewarrior February 2, 2017
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