Flogtard

Flogtards are a super ignorant, yet supremely entitled sample of the gene pool. They are generally considered to be holding the human race back as a species

Those flogtards are publicly protesting against pandemic restrictions which will ultimately lead to tougher restrictions due to the infections they are spreading at their event.

Just because you're protesting for your personal rights, it does not make you an activist for human rights, it makes you a flogtard.

by Riko the sicko August 21, 2021

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Felog

The specific act of walking in a hallway of a house and you stub your toe turning the corner, resulting in an immediate reaction which causes you to hit your elbow on the corner as well.

"oh man, I had a straight up felog a few minutes ago..."

"DUDE, DID YOU JUST FELOG?"

"I felogged so hard earlier."

by Seff in Space September 24, 2021

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noggin floggin

An oral sex act in which a penis is inserted violently into ones mouth and or throat.(blow job)

Jill barfed on my balls while I gave her a noggin floggin Tuesday.

by Dirt surgeon December 14, 2015

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Kermit the flog

This act involves traditionally a large green frog, if unavailable any old frog or toad will do. First hold the frog in one hand and as you squeeze it the mouth will open creating a vessel for your spunk. Now jack off vigorously until the point of ejaculation, aim and shoot your hot load into kermits mouth. Hence the title Kermit the flog.

Brendon: aha ! I have caught myself another green tree frog.

Jack: What will you do with it Brendon?
Brendon: Stand back and watch me kermit the flog this little fella !
Jack: i hope its female !
Brendon: i dont...

by Frank Fontain April 16, 2019

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