faucet flatulence

Refers to the noisy whooshy spluttering in your pipes when turning on a spigot, often heard when doing so for the first time after having the water turned back on, and so there is lots of accumulated/trapped air in the plumbing that has to be "exhausted".

I just about had a heart attack in first grade when the tap on the sink in the boy's room started making loud popping and banging sounds --- and erratically spewing frothy water --- while I was washing my hands. Well, after all, what with my being only eight years old at the time, and with the washroom's echoey concrete walls and floor amplifying and distorting every little sound, it was only logical that I would have been terrified at this unexpected occurrence --- so much so, in fact, that I frantically called the Principal down to show him. He was totally understanding and sympathetic, gently explaining to me that there was nothing to fear; it was just faucet flatulence.

by QuacksO May 6, 2019

Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F)

The Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence is when air is pumped into ones ass and then released simulating a natural fart. Employing such method properly can catapult oneself into legend status if done properly.

Christopher was unsatisfied with his fart game so he deployed the Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F) method utilizing a rusty basketball pump in the garage. Christopher then rejoined Thanksgiving dinner, bare assed as the day he was born, and released a fart so long and loud he was forever nicknamed “The Exhaust”.

by LarsBrunswick November 22, 2021

Herbal flatulence

When you stick the top end of a bong up your ass and instead of your partner taking a fat rip they help you take a fat rip by blowing causing a fart.

Nathan- alyssa have you ever herbally flatulated?

Alyssa- babe what’s that
Nathan- lemme show you, show me your ass
Alyssa- but we’re busy getting high

Nathan- I know (;
Alyssa- WANNA SMOKE MY HERBAL FLATULENCE WHEN WERE DONE?!?

by Bread and butter November 8, 2021

Pelvic Flatulence

When you hit or irritate the balls so much that you start farting radically and spontaneously.

“John did you hear that Eric got Pelvic Flatulence?”
“Wow that must fucking suck.”

by Nick Asltey August 5, 2021

flatulative

A food, drink, or otherwise consumable substance that strongly encourages and induces the onset of flatulence.

Bro, your mom's mushroom pizza is a hardcore flatulative - it's got me droppin bombs all over the place.

by ace1080x November 24, 2011

sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls

A funny phrase to say to someone who is talking nonsense to stop them talking.

“I saw you down the esplanade sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls”

by mazza98 January 18, 2023

flatulent explosion

A massive and devastating explosion in the seat of someones pants that was caused bu flatulence.

Johnny ate too much hot sauce, and now is having flatulent explosions, stinking up every room in the house.

by Haldee June 2, 2018