Fifi Blucus Blumpkin

A twist on the traditional blumpkin, the user replaces a women with his fifi in order to stimulate himself while shitting, and continuously edges until his balls turn blue. At the end, as he is about to bust, he screams Blucus!! and explodes.

It's been a rough day of spartan training, I think I'll give myself a fifi blucus blumpkin.

by Fragrance Fag January 9, 2026

fifi the fox

A cute squishmallow

😡; ◡̈⋆🄷🄴🅈(●’◡’●)ﾉ what you got here? Me: FIFI THE FOX

by Milovuk September 12, 2023

Fifi

Fat

Youre fifi level fat

by anonymous May 21, 2024

Fifi

The cutest black hairy pet.

That pet is so like fifi

by Kaalu Loves Fifi November 25, 2021

FIFI

Fuck it and Forget it

I FIFI’d and took a sick day today, always put no.1 first.

by fifihun December 1, 2021

Fifi Burger

When you go to McDonalds and order a Big Mac with no sauce, then go home and use the burger as a fifi. You use your ejaculate as the sauce and feed it to Blucus.

Hey Blucus, I just got back from McDonalds and got a fifi Burger for you!

by Fragrance Fag January 16, 2026