Festervale

A gathering of all genders at a single location who have a missing or slightly amputated ring finger on both or either of their hands.

We had an awesome time at the recent Festervale. Everyone had a red hot go.

by Filthy a Six F. April 18, 2019

Foerster

Foerster is a Jack ass

Jack is a Foerster.

by GrahamFo September 19, 2019

Festerbation

Festerbation is the act of choosing to wallow in escalating sexually longing without any reprieve or sexual release. It is physiologically unhealthy in that it increases stress levels in the individual.

Jill was rejected by Jack. Instead of a revenge fling, Jill fixated miserably on all the great sex they used to have, and "festerbated" herself into a migraine. The migraine was due to extreme "festerbation".

by Ray Ortiz (MTP) December 8, 2020

Fester

Lingering around and doing absolutely nothing. Quite possibly staring at a blank tv while laying down with your wrists cuffed up.

Hey brother, what did you do while I was at the gym?

Festered

by Heufsch March 31, 2022

festerphile

A middle aged man that looks like a lesbian who idolises uncle fester from the Addams Family.

Have you seen Luke lately? I think he's gone full festerphile

by Gecko lizard July 10, 2022

Olga Foerster

A milfy russian mum who sleeps with younger english men. She also mas many children, but manages to keep tight.

Did you see that milf? I bet she was an Olga Foerster!

by xXmeme_master420Xx August 27, 2016

sausage feaster

A person who lurks in a secret group on social media but does not participate or contribute in anyway. Could be there to spy or report certain posts.

Heads up just cut 25 sausage feaster I've never heard of and I spend enough time here. New sherriff in town you dont post your not invited to the show. Step your shit up or by felicia

by bbbadddbitch June 9, 2018