A girl, who is perfect in every way possible. She’s often known to make people’s heart stop when she walks in the room. She’s super stylish and can do just about anything. She’s almost as athletically inclined as she is musically inclined. Don’t forget about her guilty pleasure which includes the playing of various video games. She has the biggest heart, that she only shows to people she feels deserve it. She will bend over backwards for the ones she loves. Her love language is quality time. Her beautiful green eyes are as deep as her thoughts. Her long hair is as beautiful as her mind. She’ll make you laugh and at the same time blow your mind. If you find a Paige Felt don’t ever lose her.
by Dopekitty101 June 9, 2021
Get the paige feltmug. To be felted is to be bend over by a large Canadian man who sucks on your asshole while I random cokehead wanks in the corner.
by commi3 mark June 21, 2024
Get the feltedmug. by mythicaldictionary April 9, 2019
Get the Heard-Feltmug. A phrase used to describe feeling completely out of place, awkward, or like you don’t belong in a situation. Comes from the mental image of a stereotypical “redneck” showing up at a Dead Kennedys punk concert — a total cultural mismatch.
My friends took me to a vegan café, and I asked if they had bacon. i felt like a redneck at a Dead Kennedys concert
by nirvanaandassortedjellybeans August 29, 2025
Get the i felt like a redneck at a dead kennedys concertmug. Ricky: *masturbating in the bed*
Mom: *opens the door* Oh excuse me Ricky Ricky I did see what you were doing IT FELT GOOD DIDN'T IT ?
Ricky: *stares at his mom in an uninterpretable way*
Mom: *opens the door* Oh excuse me Ricky Ricky I did see what you were doing IT FELT GOOD DIDN'T IT ?
Ricky: *stares at his mom in an uninterpretable way*
by Adam's Speget December 10, 2018
Get the it felt good didn't itmug. Felting, an evolution from jelqing, is when a person, after learning to conduct oral on himself, will twist the tip 180 degrees before blowing into it. This will thicken the cock and it's tip, creating a felt tip penis. Felt, felting, felts, felted, felter, and feltee are all ways of referencing the exercise and those who perform it.
by DKsider February 3, 2025
Get the Feltingmug. Synonymous with "felt very smooth"
Likely an altered version of "smooth as butter" or similar phrases.
Used to compare how an action felt to the feeling of butter.
The earliest online mention i found was an old man asking about the phrase on a forum in 2017. Everyone who responded said that it was not a figure of speech that people use, so presumably this is a very recent, rather rare phrase.
Likely an altered version of "smooth as butter" or similar phrases.
Used to compare how an action felt to the feeling of butter.
The earliest online mention i found was an old man asking about the phrase on a forum in 2017. Everyone who responded said that it was not a figure of speech that people use, so presumably this is a very recent, rather rare phrase.
by citizenkane06 August 6, 2021
Get the felt like buttermug.