Rusty Facelift

When after having your knob up your girlfriends butt, you take it out and rub the pooey end on the wrinkles around her eyes. When it dries it has the same effect as a mudpack facelift.

My girlfriend was looking a bit haggard, so I gave her a Rusty Facelift.

by DannyShock August 1, 2007

Fatbelly

Fatbelly is the state of a stomach, tummy, gut, or belly that has been fed too many mormon treats and is now protruding past the 'healthy' barrier. Many times it is owned by an overly pampered prophet of an LDS ward or multiple wards. This happens when the congregation (in attempt to suck up) will bring the prophet cakes along with their first born daughters.

Some of you may ask "What's the difference between a Fatbelly, and a Fat Belly?"
Well, I'll tell you. The Fat Belly is a temporary state of eating too much. Most of the time the Fat Belly is of a religion OTHER than LDS. Fatbelly is a permanent state of being for the belly. It is unfortunate that upon birth, this belly was attached to an LDS member destined for higher stature. So permanent is the state, that the words Fat and Belly have merged into a single word... Never to be separated again.

Mike K.: Hiya Pump!!! Oh wait, you're not 'Pump'!
Mike Fish: No, Mikey, my Fatbelly is much to large and permanent for me to be 'Pump'.
Mike K: Duh!
Mike Fish: You're Fired! And don't clog the toilet on your way out!

by No Slot July 3, 2008

Fattell

A wicked Awexome kid, who is now grown up and eats Space Icecream.

in the words of Funk Master Chaz...
"Fattell, I hate that kid"

by Andy Farrell July 31, 2003

facelet

A square faced chap with 10,000 chins which he releases with great fury if threatened.

The legend of the facelet is that of great horror; a man of many chins, a nose with a ressemblence to a harpoon, and flat feet that produce such a noise to chill the bones.

by CoCo <3 November 28, 2005

facelies

A comment or action which amounts to someone or something lying to your face

Friend: 'Dude, I had a threesome with your sister last night'
You: 'Dude, that's facelies'
<OR>
You (when using a PLaystation): 'DAMMIT, I hit that button - stupid game keeps facelying me'

by Dobbs June 7, 2003

Faceless

Someone who does not have a Facebook.

Jango asks" Can I contact you on Facebook?"
Adrianna answers" No, I don't have one!"
Jango Replies" Your Faceless?"

by 4dr14nn4 August 26, 2010

facelessrage

A complete noob who playes runescape as much as the famous and LEET Carotmuncher

Carotmuncher can 3 hit DDS special Facelessrage for a sweet noob ownage!!

by Carotmuncher May 13, 2008