FAF

Frigid as Fuck
This is when a girl is way to frigid for a guy to possibly stay with her. Like maybe he fingered her but she did not return the favour.

Jadz: Dude why you not even trying to see that girl no more?
Charlie: Dude she is a FAF !!!!!!!!!
Jadz: ahhh ok fair play.

by Christopher Wrightson April 25, 2008

FAF

1.Fly as Fuck

2. Fresh as Fuck

Man those threads are FAF!

Daymn shawty you lookin FAF t'day

by Rick-ayyy! March 4, 2008

FAF

Fancy As Fuck

- For NYE, I bought a couple of bottles of Moët Rosé Grand Cru Vintage.
- That's FAF!

by snooze92 April 11, 2016

FAF

"Faded as fuck"

When you're super stoned.

Can be used with the ending "ed" = faf'ed

"I am faf right now."

"Im gonna be faf tonight"

"wanna get faf'ed?"

by dfresh645 May 9, 2012

faffing

Fuck a fresher - FAF

New students at UK universities are known as freshers to FAF is to fuck a fresher and is a common past time for students in freshers week (the first week of the year)

FAF is usually used in form FAFFING

Fancy a night of FAFFING?
Shall we pop out for a FAF?

I'm going down to the students union for some FAFFING!

by fafmeister September 19, 2009

faffing

Sexual contact, anything from a passionate kiss up to but not including sexual intercourse (paffing).

Sam: 'Mick you look a bit tired this morning'
Mick: 'Yeah, me and kung po claire were up faffing all night'

by Lesiurama15 January 24, 2012

FAF

Flat As Fuck.

She used to be hot but then she started cross country and now she's FAF, like a 6th grader.

by Its_Al November 2, 2011