Facepalm soil

A poor quality potting medium that makes a gardener wants to facepalm e.g. unprocessed palm soil.

1. This muddy clay-like plant medium is such a facepalm soil as it will turn into a brick hard soil when it dries.

2. I was forced to mix up the facepalm soil with 50% paddy husks in order to make it dry enough and give it a good irrigation.

by Pictopathy September 25, 2021

szent facepalm

when you want to die but someone revives you instead

that kid's joke made me Szent facepalm

by AlpahUnicorn December 19, 2018

Faceplams

Verb: The act in which one performs he action of facepalm caused by embarrassing or ridiculous things.
Noun: A very cringey person with the lack of inability and skill.

Meaning 2: Woah, that person is such a faceplam.

Meaning 1: I just faceplammed from you saying that. Or,

She just faceplams when he says something annoying.

by Faceplam November 20, 2016

Faceslamming

Like facesitting but harder. Typically done by the cool girl group in high school to bully other females. Often they will squat to smash their female victims face with their disgusting asses. Typically involves farting, and making their victims kiss their asses.

Jessica and her friends took turns faceslamming Melissa in the bathroom for a half an hour. Melissa had to kiss their asses and had her face farted on by her bullies.

by Engima6782 August 17, 2018