1: A sexy, seductive, pretty, and juicy bombshell who loves making children. High-tier but not Top-tier mommy, though the absolute highest tier of woman.
2: WW2 Admiral Hipper-class heavy cruiser constructed to serve the Kriegsmarine.
3: Our lord and savior, the Messiah. Often mistaken for Jesus Christ because he has long hair. Can solo fiction and every religion.
2: WW2 Admiral Hipper-class heavy cruiser constructed to serve the Kriegsmarine.
3: Our lord and savior, the Messiah. Often mistaken for Jesus Christ because he has long hair. Can solo fiction and every religion.
1: Eugen is an absolute demon in bed.
2: The Prinz Eugen had some thick walls.
3: Did you pray to Eugen today yet?
2: The Prinz Eugen had some thick walls.
3: Did you pray to Eugen today yet?
by DefinitelyNotaDegenerate July 28, 2022
Get the Prinz Eugen mug.Euclides is a smart, respectful, sexy, stunning, outgoing, fun, he also has a big penis, there's just so many good ways to describe Euclides. The name Euclides originated from the Greek Mathematician "Euclid" who came up with Euclidean Geometry, the basics of Geometry. He is a very charming man, known to get all the ladies, but once he finds the right woman to settle down with, she will capture his heart and be hers to keep forever.
by unknownandabove January 7, 2013
Get the Euclides mug.From the Greek Ευρυδικη (Eurydike) which meant "wide justice", derived from ευρυς (eurys) "wide" and δικη (dike) "justice". In Greek myth she was the wife of Orpheus. Her husband tried to rescue her from Hades, but he failed when he disobeyed the condition that he not look back upon her on their way out. She is beautiful, intelligent and strong woman. She is as special as her name.
Eurydice is the sweetest girl in the school.
by Aann January 10, 2018
Get the Eurydice mug.An extremely likable person who normally wanted as a dream boyfriend. Most people want to be him. This person is normally from Latin America. Girls want him and would do anything to get him.
I want to be a Eugenio!
by Jnijfginr November 12, 2018
Get the Eugenio mug.Derek Zoolander: Oh, I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizor I am.
Matilda: What?
Derek Zoolander: A eugoogalizor, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was?
Matilda: What?
Derek Zoolander: A eugoogalizor, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was?
by Matt Ab. January 9, 2006
Get the eugoogalizor mug.A class that can be extremely difficult or extremely easy depending on the type of teacher you have. I recommend asking older students what the teacher(s) at your school are like before taking this class.
Type A AP Euro Teacher
The teacher that makes it easy is a teacher that gives little to know busy work, actually talks about questions that will be on the exams, and gives curves. Some kids who are retards or are extremely lazy will still find a way to fail, but majority of kids will pass, and about half will pass the AP Exam. They will even let you share the work with other students at times. This is the type of teacher you want, if you get this kind of teacher, it is a great way to boost your GPA.
Type B AP Euro Teacher
This teacher likes to give 2-3 hours of homework every night, mostly considered busywork every night. Tests will be on the 8 chapters assigned the night before the test, and almost everybody will fail and there will be no curves. They will also create retarded projects, useless essays and make you memorize vocab words which wont be on the AP Test. This teacher will likely give you 5 different textbooks, and expect you to read every page of every textbook by the time the year is over. When the AP Test comes around, the 7 people who haven't dropped the class usually end up doing ok, but at the cost of drastically lowering their GPA. These teachers are responsible for roughly 8.2% of teenage suicide.
Type A AP Euro Teacher
The teacher that makes it easy is a teacher that gives little to know busy work, actually talks about questions that will be on the exams, and gives curves. Some kids who are retards or are extremely lazy will still find a way to fail, but majority of kids will pass, and about half will pass the AP Exam. They will even let you share the work with other students at times. This is the type of teacher you want, if you get this kind of teacher, it is a great way to boost your GPA.
Type B AP Euro Teacher
This teacher likes to give 2-3 hours of homework every night, mostly considered busywork every night. Tests will be on the 8 chapters assigned the night before the test, and almost everybody will fail and there will be no curves. They will also create retarded projects, useless essays and make you memorize vocab words which wont be on the AP Test. This teacher will likely give you 5 different textbooks, and expect you to read every page of every textbook by the time the year is over. When the AP Test comes around, the 7 people who haven't dropped the class usually end up doing ok, but at the cost of drastically lowering their GPA. These teachers are responsible for roughly 8.2% of teenage suicide.
Student A:I love my AP European History teacher, I have a 95% and I barely study, he goes over all the test questions in class, and I only read chapter outlines on his website! My History teacher Rocks!
Student B:Screw you, There are no A's, 1 B, 3 C's, 40 D's and 80 F's in all of my AP European History teacher's classes, I spend 3 hours a night on homework and have to study 4 hours to get a D on a test, 5 students have killed themselves this year, 7 are in mental hospitals, 6 have eating disorders, 3 are in jail for trying to kill the teacher. AP European History sucks.
Student B:Screw you, There are no A's, 1 B, 3 C's, 40 D's and 80 F's in all of my AP European History teacher's classes, I spend 3 hours a night on homework and have to study 4 hours to get a D on a test, 5 students have killed themselves this year, 7 are in mental hospitals, 6 have eating disorders, 3 are in jail for trying to kill the teacher. AP European History sucks.
by Junker939393 December 3, 2013
Get the AP European History mug.A class taken by naive sophomores and one junior that didn't heed the warnings of the poor souls before them. If you are debating on taking this, I don't recommend it unless you are a god of anti-procrastination. If you do decide to do it, be warned that it WILL leave a bad taste in your mouth for future AP classes. The reason for this is the feeling of futility that surrounds you once you realize that everything you learned about the War of the (fill in the blank) and the Whatever The Fuck Crisis was for nothing apart from that one question on Trivia Crack. Also, if you have a teacher that doesn't lecture the entire year but still expects you to do well on the chapter tests every friday and get a 5 on the AP exam, then you must go to SCHS and be clinically depressed (I'm sorry).
WARNING ** This class will make you question the point of education and life as you know it ** WARNING
WARNING ** This class will make you question the point of education and life as you know it ** WARNING
First day of school
Mom: Hey son, got any homework tonight?
Son: Yeah, AP Euro
Mom: Oh really? I meant that as a joke, it's the first day of school...
Son: Well, it can't be THAT bad, right?
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Friday, May 6th 2016
I emerged from the testing hall and was filled with a strange but vaguely familiar warmth. What was it, that filled my body so gloriously with rays of strength and euphoria. I opened my faded and bloodshot eyes that hadn't seen anything other than Jackson J. Spielvogel's Western Civilization 9th Edition textbook for 8 months. I gazed at the horizon at a bright but pleasant light.
"Sun..." I whispered aloud, remembering the name of the post Scientific Revolution center of the solar system. My eyes wandered to the fields of trees dotting the horizon, and the numbness I felt from the test began to wear off. I had a new melancholic emptiness inside me, a hole in my heart from the now useless information of the entirety of European history encompassing the later middle ages until the present day. My faded and bloodshot eyes welled with tears of happiness, as though I had finally regained something I had lost a long time ago. I took my first few steps as a new person. I was home now. I was free.
Mom: Hey son, got any homework tonight?
Son: Yeah, AP Euro
Mom: Oh really? I meant that as a joke, it's the first day of school...
Son: Well, it can't be THAT bad, right?
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Friday, May 6th 2016
I emerged from the testing hall and was filled with a strange but vaguely familiar warmth. What was it, that filled my body so gloriously with rays of strength and euphoria. I opened my faded and bloodshot eyes that hadn't seen anything other than Jackson J. Spielvogel's Western Civilization 9th Edition textbook for 8 months. I gazed at the horizon at a bright but pleasant light.
"Sun..." I whispered aloud, remembering the name of the post Scientific Revolution center of the solar system. My eyes wandered to the fields of trees dotting the horizon, and the numbness I felt from the test began to wear off. I had a new melancholic emptiness inside me, a hole in my heart from the now useless information of the entirety of European history encompassing the later middle ages until the present day. My faded and bloodshot eyes welled with tears of happiness, as though I had finally regained something I had lost a long time ago. I took my first few steps as a new person. I was home now. I was free.
by deadinside000 May 20, 2016
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