Penile Enhancement

Telling your dick to "git gud" in battle eg; becoming bigger and harder to bone.

My girlfriend told me i should get a penile enhancement, she keeps teabagging me with hers, and it has been on penile enhancement since we met.

by Dodre November 3, 2016

Santa’s enchanted sleigh ride

Think human centipede but everyone is doing The Unicorn on each other in a straight line. Each person sticks a suction cup dildo to their head and forcibly inserts it into the rectum of the person in front of them in a smooth, fluid motion while also flailing their arms in a galloping motion. Once it gets to the person in front of the line, they let out a loud “NEEEEEEIGH” and rush forward, dragging those behind them (much like a Kentucky Tractor Puller while forehead to ass inside of eahother. Note: The person in front MUST also wear a Santa hat.

“Yo why did I hear you neighing in your room last night? You watching Christmas movies already?”
“Nah man, I went on Santa’s enchanted sleigh ride.”
“Sounds fun, invite me next time though lol I’ll be Prancer.”

by MeatBeater69 December 17, 2017

word enhancers

your faux-PC way to refer to profanity, particularly when confronted with a doof who takes offence at your useage and should shut their cake hole.

pianogoddess: "That coon-ass is a good-fer nuthin' fuck stain"
Shocked Sourpuss: "Language, language!"
pianogoddess: "Whatcho problem?? It's not profanity. They're word enhancers."

by pianogoddess March 29, 2009

blind spot enhancer

Another name for a cell phone without a headset used by a driver while driving. Causes the driver's blind spot to go from a minimal 15 degrees over either shoulder to a stunning 180 degrees on their right (or left) side, as they forget to check their mirrors before doing something stupid like cutting you off.

A good wingman is the best defense against drivers employing blind spot enhancers. Most traffic cops will accept this as a patent reason for getting caught in a speed trap in moderate traffic.

Tom: *driving to a party with Harry riding shotgun*
Harry: "Hey, Tom - this party's gonna be banging..."
Tom: "Yeah - it'll be off the hook!"
Harry: *looks out the passenger side* "Uh-oh... Bogey with a blind spot enhancer, 3-o-clock. You might wanna shake him before he..."
*Mr. Blind-Spot-Enhancer School-O-Driving starts drifting left, forcing Tom to do 88 to avoid getting hit*
Tom: *checks his mirrors* "That was close, hope the 5-0 flex that fool."

by zurielseven May 5, 2011

enchanted arms

Quite possibly the worst RPG to date for the PS3. Used synonymously with the following: disappointment, regret, lame, or terrible.

Gigli was so enchanted arms.

by pabslo September 24, 2007

Enchanté

When you try spelling out the word "enchanter" with building blocks in minecraft but you dont have enough space to put the r so you starts calling him enchanté

"hey man, who railed you in your dream last night?"
"enchanté"

by Avamation June 9, 2021

enchanters

the best dance team in the world....they are national champions forever and they are SICK!!!! they know how to shake their asses and they are supercute. they have some awesome coaches that are so hot and sexy!! they have haters that love to hate!!! but its ok cause they're still sick ;D the prettiest girls ever!!!
did i mention the have some sick coaches??

guy 1:damn boo look at those girls...they must be enchanters cause they are fine!!

guy 2:yea man and their coaches are even more fine!!

by DAMN BOO!! September 25, 2008