Ema likes to look at herself and horse ass. She secretly likes To watch horses eat their small intestine but doesn’t want to admit it. She likes to talk shit about lesbian people and plays a lot of bit life. She tries to be like her sister and pleasure the English teacher by reading books and studying for tests.
by Tonydelpony February 28, 2022
Get the Emamug. 
Ema is often very humble and has cat issues , they will never quit a job no matter how much they want to.
by anonymous November 21, 2021
Get the ema namemug. Acronym for "Education Maintanence Allowence"
In the UK, this is an allowance of £30 given to college students who have a low household income.
EMA was invented to bribe chavs into coming to college, so EMA is very often all spent quickly on cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs.
Many people lie in order to claim EMA, for instance saying you live with someone with a low income, rather than where you truthfully live.
In the UK, this is an allowance of £30 given to college students who have a low household income.
EMA was invented to bribe chavs into coming to college, so EMA is very often all spent quickly on cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs.
Many people lie in order to claim EMA, for instance saying you live with someone with a low income, rather than where you truthfully live.
Chav 1: "I get EMA because my parents sit around on their arses claiming dole!"
Chav 2: "The only reason I'm in college is for the money!"
Chav 3: "I registered myself living with my Grandparents so I can get EMA!"
Chav 4: "My EMA get paid in tomorrow. Shall we all get stoned?"
Chav 2: "The only reason I'm in college is for the money!"
Chav 3: "I registered myself living with my Grandparents so I can get EMA!"
Chav 4: "My EMA get paid in tomorrow. Shall we all get stoned?"
by GRRRRRR! February 25, 2012
Get the EMAmug.