Electronic Narcolepsy

when someone suddenly drops their head down to check their phone in their lap. Happens frequently at meals, business meetings, etc.

Person 1: Well, we were talking, but then his head just fell over...

Person 2: Did he have a phone in his hand?

Person 1: Well, yeah...

Person 2: Oh, he must have electronic narcolepsy...

by Movieman7108 January 1, 2011

Electronic Exhibitionism

An individual that uses electronic media, computers, cell phones, etc. to expose themselves physically to unsuspecting friends, acquaintances, and strangers. They typically send suggestive photos of themselves, or photos of their private parts that are unsolicited and unwelcome. Generally the content is objectionable and would be considered lewd if exposed in a public setting.

John just sent me an unwanted picture of his penis on my cell phone. Electronic Exhibitionism is so lame.

by EnnvYluv April 15, 2009

deselected electrons

electrons that haven’t been selected yet

alexis put deselected electrons as the answer to question seven

by anonymous384625 January 7, 2022

electronic organ

n.) When your heart is manufactured by the 99 cent store in your area, it is an electronic organ.

n.) When your science teacher fucks up and means organism, or when Google Autocorrect fucks up.

Karen placed an order for a drum set priced at $979.99 and an electronic organ for $1754.49 at the 99 cent store.

by Humanish September 30, 2020

Electronic Arts

A sign that the apocalypse is near

Electronic Arts ruined too many good video games series

by anonymous November 16, 2016

electron affinity

The amount of energy released when an electron is added to the valence shell of an isolated gaseous atom

Highest electron affinity in the periodic table is of chlorine (Cl)

by Kakashi Hatake 1234567 April 17, 2018

Electronic virgin

The absolute worst kind if human being, spends the majority of their time checking the top left of their screen to see if their beloved FPS for even a second. Builds the elite gaming machine only to cry about a single out of place texture. 99% of the time they are egotistical self loving bastards who love licking their own arseholes and crying when they touch a console.

I met a gamer today
What kind?
He played PC
Ahhhhh, electronic virgin

by AT0MIC INSANITY January 20, 2016