Competetive Elephant Ejaculation

A pastime who's only definition is that it is still better than NASCAR

Billy: "You want to watch NASCAR?"
Terrence: "I would rather watch competetive elephant ejaculation."

by The Great Articulator June 15, 2016

premature non ejaculation

Noun.

To pull out early "prematurely" and bei g unable to ejaculate.

So I was fucking Tina last night, and I really suffered from premature non ejaculation. I pulled out thinking I was going to cum then couldn't.

by TC crew October 10, 2018

ejogulating

when you ejaculate while running, jogging, or power walking.

Dude, her boyfriend came home when i was banging her and i jumped out the window and started running down the street. I was ejogulating everywhere!

by Dizzy Rankin April 2, 2011

Ejacubation

The act of using ones own ejaculate as a lubricant during masturbation.

Ever since I started practicing ejacubation, the scar tissue in my cock has diminshed greatly.

by filthy.black.hole April 13, 2014

Premature eHAculation

An eruption of loud and uncontrollable laughter either well before the punchline of a joke or in a situation/conversation where it is extremely inappropriate to do so.

Tom Hanks: I have AIDS.

Peter Griffin: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Premature eHAculation.

by Longrod Von Hugedong December 9, 2016

Premature eflagulation

When the referee throws a penalty flag and then calls no foul.

Did you see that Apple Cup premature eflagulation? I thought the fans were going to storm the field!

by lyonfire December 1, 2019

Supremature Ejaculating

When a hypebeast, who usually boasts over his ability to perform sexually, suffers from premature ejaculation.

Chris had to put a quarter in the cum-too-soon jar again after supremature ejaculating on his Nike/off—white Jordan’s that just arrived in the mail.

by Hardi B May 8, 2020