This Bitch Was Giving me head, then she move down and chewed on my taint, it was then i knew i recieved my first egyptian hamburger.
by david feliciano October 13, 2007
Get the Egyptian Hamburgermug. by mixmage July 4, 2005
Get the wet egyptianmug. A sexual act whereby one gentleman pleases three lady friends in the following manner;
The gentleman shall stand, whilst balls deep in the first said lady friend who is bent over, say, a table. The second shall receive manual stimulation (could try a “shocker” for a variation on the move), with her bearded clam at about the man’s waist height. Finally, the third lady shall be getting a good toe-in whilst laid on the floor.
The combination of pelvic thrusting, with the in-and-out motion of both fingers and toe, resembles a physically challenged attempting the “Egyptian Dance”, popularised by The Bangles in their 1986 music video, Walk Like an Egyptian.
The gentleman shall stand, whilst balls deep in the first said lady friend who is bent over, say, a table. The second shall receive manual stimulation (could try a “shocker” for a variation on the move), with her bearded clam at about the man’s waist height. Finally, the third lady shall be getting a good toe-in whilst laid on the floor.
The combination of pelvic thrusting, with the in-and-out motion of both fingers and toe, resembles a physically challenged attempting the “Egyptian Dance”, popularised by The Bangles in their 1986 music video, Walk Like an Egyptian.
Hey Dave, what did you get up to last night with all that puntang?
Attempted the Disabled Egyptian, didn't go too well. Lost my balance and ended up spraining my ankle, to make it worse, Sandra did a Dutch down my arm!
Attempted the Disabled Egyptian, didn't go too well. Lost my balance and ended up spraining my ankle, to make it worse, Sandra did a Dutch down my arm!
by Mark_Jackson November 9, 2010
Get the Disabled Egyptianmug. An egyptian Omelet is when a man and a woman have a nice fuck on the beach and a rather large amount of sand gets lodged into the females vagina. (also known as the sand-trap)
by jmoney90210 February 22, 2009
Get the egyptian omeletmug. On a sunny morning of a beautiful day, as a woman is waking up, kneel across her bosom, place your member between her eyes such that all she can see is your bright, shining knob, and just as she opens her eyes for the first time that day, say "good morning" and unleash your load into her wide eyes.
by MattyPete July 4, 2008
Get the Egyptian Sunrisemug. the practice involving 2 guys and a girl where the two guys enter both ends, insert, and take a piss inside while uncorking/spinning/plunging around like a drill.
by luvz2Bweird October 16, 2008
Get the Egyptian Corkscrewmug. Basically, when you are blacked out in a bar, and a co-worker forces herself on you and jams her tounge down your throat.
"I was hanging at a bar on St.Pattys and some temp I know stumbled up and pulled a dirty egyptian! I was like, what the F."
by Mike G in da House April 3, 2008
Get the dirty egyptianmug.