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Portage park elementary school

a shitty ass school that paints itself to be great and artsy and shit even though most of the kids are actually idiots and the teachers are mostly assholes and aren’t even good

so many young kids do drugs too like lmao calm your ass down youre in the fifth grade
Person: have you heard of portage park elementary school?
Person 2: lmao yeah it’s filled of wannabe gang members
by random person who went here August 2, 2021
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Person 1:How do you feel about Drums Elementary Middle School ?
Person 2: I fucking hate it
by Urmommy69329 September 20, 2022
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Oak Knoll Elementary School

A rich, top notch, white majority school in Menlo Park, CA. What most people don't know is that there is a huge problem with fighting there. During my brief stay, I witnessed heads being smashed open with bricks, glasses smashed in fistfights, kids bending eachother's arms backwards around tree trunks. Horrible stuff, and the teachers do nothing to stop it.
A typical day at Oak Knoll Elementary School

Smart Student: Oh hi, I'm new here!

Preppy Kid: Lemme show you around. *beats other student's head in with a brick* Fucking nerd...

Juvenile Delinquent: You suck dick! *twists preppy kid's arm around a tree trunk backwards, breaking it in several places*

Mob of Third Graders: Kill! *all grab large rocks and throw them at people, starting a playground fight*

Teacher 1: What's going on?
Teacher 2: *munches sunflower seeds* Oh, just ten year olds commiting acts of deplorable violence. Want some seeds?
Teacher 1: Do I! *munches seeds and watches as the kids beat the shit out of each other* I hate kids.
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Valley Elementary/Middle School

The worst school in the world. This is the ghetto! Located in Hazleton, Pennsylvania, this school gives the Hazleton School District a bad name. About 1,100 students go to this dump. About 90% of the students that go there are bad. It does not offer students a good educational experience. It's so bad!
EXAMPLE 1---
MOM: "So, honey, how was your day at school?"

KID: "Terrible. I can't stand that place anymore. It's such a
bad school."

MOM: "I know, honey. But you're in the sixth grade. You only
got two and a half more years there. Then you're out
of that school and off to high school."

KID: "Thats if I make it to high school. Valley Elementary/Middle
School is so bad that I just wana be a drop out. I can't
handle going to that place anymore."
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EXAMPLE 2---
Valley Elementary/Middle School is horrible. I've had a better and happier experience visiting a poor third-world country than going to that dump!
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EXAMPLE 3---
"You walk into Valley Elementary/Middle School and you are shocked at how bad the kids are. I'm glad I don't go there."
by Anthony Marchello January 17, 2010
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arturo salazar elementary school

THE WORST SCHOOL THAT EXSIST DON'T BRING YOU'RE CHILDREN KIDS HERE AT MONSTERS
by R168 January 24, 2017
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