Dracenism

An obscure religion based on Chance and six-sided dice, mainly practiced by Young Adolescents in the Western Regions of Canada. Practices are required to ask one Yes or No question daily to the sacred six-sided die and proceed to roll it. Even numbers result in "NO" statements and Odd numbers are defined as "YES." If a practitioner doubts the outcome of the role, they shall be judged by the mighty Chanssis and have bad luck for an indeterminate amount of time. The same question cannot be asked twice in a 24-hour timespan.

The boys were avid practicers of Dracenism.

by Jamalious101 May 29, 2023

Juanita Darden

Juanita Darden is a very freaky girl and pretty but is also a loner. Shes will always stick by your side

Juanita Darden is someone I wanna hang around.

by baby_peaches February 4, 2022

dadenfreude

Taking pleasure from the suffering of one's children. (From schadenfreude, "delight in another person's misfortune.") Any honest parent will admit to feeling this now and then.

She was such a brat at her birthday party that I felt a little dadenfreude when she dropped her cake and started crying.

by Superbad Daddy August 30, 2009

Drabek-ing

To stare at oneself for long periods of time in any reflective object, no matter the situation. Usually stemming from a love of ones own body.

Reflective items include, but are not limited to:
Mirrors, glass panes, car windows, toasters, other peoples sunglasses, silverware, ect.

Hey dude, stop drabek-ing that car window.

I can't help it, I just love my body that much

by bigBENmagicman October 18, 2011

DadeSenpai

An amazing,adorable,awesome guy with a great personality. He's an amazing boyfriend, and friend. Love him! :3

nah
Hi DadeSenpai
~Nobody

by Kitty_Senpai November 22, 2016

Miami Dade college

One of the worst colleges in the U.S. To attend Miami dade means you barely tried in life and only attending college because you would either live in your parents basement or masterbate to 2d girls.

Guy: hey I got into a college ?
Guy 2: nice ! What school ?
Guy: Miami Dade College!
Guy 2: dam your fucking retarded, you must be either a lazy fuck or brain dead. What’s your gpa?
Guy: 0.57 unweighted and 1.2 weighted....
Guy 2: HOT DAM! I think your austistic.

by HL.amqe May 7, 2019

deaded

A slang term used when someone has just been dissed.

"Yo Momma"
"DEADED!"

first person: hello want to go to this sensational party tonight?
second person: hell no! i wouldn't go to no 'sensational' party wit you if they paid me!
random people: Ooooh, DEADED!

by Idonthave Aname July 3, 2005