Dracula’s Deuce

When you take a dump and it’s bloody.

I took a Dracula’s Deuce... should I see the doctor?

by Froppy October 8, 2018

angry Dracula

Having sex with a girl on their period so you have blood on your cock then you thrust it into their mouth leaving streaks down the Side of there mouth like Dracula

I gave your wife an angry Dracula last night

by Crack kid June 10, 2016

Dracula's Tea Tin

The metal disposal box meant for tampons, maxi pads, sanitary napkins, and feminine hygiene products found in women's bathrooms.

I was fucking this chick in the work ladies room,and there was this metal box on the wall. I asked her what it was, and she said it was to throw away used 'pons. It' like Dracula's Tea Tin...

by Stoutwalker November 9, 2012

dracula

nown : a device which drains extensive amounts of resources

The DVR is a dracula, using tremendous amounts of power when you are not watching TV.

by nick_g July 1, 2011

I fought Dracula

When someone gives you a lot of hickeys.

Yesterday when I hung out with my girlfriend I ended up fighting Dracula!!
“Why do you have a hickey on your neck?”
“Oh yesterday I fought Dracula”

by Kanyeisbest March 3, 2023

Dracula

Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter

Denisovich: bleh bleh bleh
Count Dracula: I don't say bleh bleh bleh

by Sebby294 July 28, 2021

Dracula's Lunchbox

Used tampon receptacle in female bathroom,

eg at school or office or public restroom

Just got an eye full of Dracula's lunchbox in the girls dunnies.

by Freobogan November 21, 2022