Dirt Doobie

"Dirt Doobie" is term coined to describe the lowest form of life,...dirty white girls in love with ghetto niggers. Dirt Doobies are white trash with very low self esteem, who enjoy being passed around between niggers like a "Doobie".

They can have up to 6 (black)sexual partners in one evening without protection, or bathing. Dirt Doobies usually wear a "standard issue"uniform that consists of a red top, dark blue jeans, and bight white sneakers. Doobs have been known to wear the same outfit for up to 3 weeks without changing.
Doobies originated in Alton, Illinois, a small town about 20 minutes from St. Louis...but, much like the vermin they bed down, Doobies have spread like roaches to the point of being an epidemic. created by Rabbi Greg Brownstein
Julia Stiles is a Dirt Doobie with a S.A.G. card
"damn, they passed that whore around like a Dirt Doobie!!!"
by fingerrubbers January 11, 2012
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smoke a doobie

to smoke a doobie means to smoke the leftover of a blunt. it's usually a small amount of greens left but anything's worth smoking when you're fresh out of weed, right?
JOHN: Max, you got some weed left from yesterday's burning session?

MAX: No..
wait, I do got a DOOBIE atleast.

JOHN: Ay That's good enough. We out to spark it, tho?

MAX: FASHOOOO!!!! We finna smoke a doobie
by The Crippled Stoner October 31, 2013
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shoobie doobie

A shoobie doobie is a really, really, good joint.
Ted: Hey Frank, you got some bud?
Frank: Yeah, dude. You wanna roll it?
Ted: Sure, man. I'll roll a shoobie doobie if you have quality shit.
by YungSack November 03, 2013
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shooby dooby

1. An exclamatory remark conveying that you are having a super baller cosmictronicly awesome time.

2. An expression of approval of the fat blunt or joint that has just been rolled and is ready to smoke.

3. A boisterous greeting, especially appropriate when being welcomed to a killer party at your homeboy's place.

4. A communication of the gradual or sudden super-epiphany that occurs most frequently during a psychedelic experience.
1. "Shooooby Doooby, brosephiney!"

2. "How's this look?" says Riz. "Shooby Dooby. Spark it." says TJ.

3. "Look who the fuck is here! Shooby Dooby, mother fucker!

4. "Hehheeeeehooooo." Everyone looks at the depositor of that sound. He stares at them all and exclaims, "SHOOBY... DOOBY." They all burst into laughter from the statement of glorious joyousness.
by Thomas Jefferson The Prez July 26, 2009
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boathouse doobie

having a joint ontop of a boathouse or somewhere random where nobody can bother you.
usually said in the evening
matt: hey henri fancy going for a boathouse doobie
henri: yer but adams been there all nite
by homebrewed July 16, 2009
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Doobie Dick

Doobie dick is a famous party which involves a male inserting a doobie(joint) into his penis and proceeding to wave it about trying to burn fellow party goers.
Jim: James did the doobie dick last night!!
David: Oh my god, seriously?
Jim: He ended up burning some girls forehead.
by jayjaybarlow June 02, 2009
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frankenstein doobie

the result of taking apart your roaches, placing their innards into a new joint altogether, thus taking parts from dead doobies and creating a new one.
i had five roaches saved, so i enjoyed myself a nice frankenstein doobie.
by the johnson 555 April 02, 2008
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