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dickhead distance

The additional distance you try to keep between your self and a dickhead.
There were some loud dickheads going down the escalator so I waited at the top for 30 seconds to gain some dickhead distance.
by Doctor dickhead January 21, 2018
mugGet the dickhead distancemug.

Greeting Distance

The optimum distance someone walking in the opposite direction should be before one smiles at them. If too far, there is an awkward few metres trying to avoid eye contact, if too close they may think you are shunning them. Get this right, and stage one of rapport building is complete.
Person 1: Mate, I had a massively awkward moment the other day...

Person 2: What happened?

Person 1: Well, I saw this girl I know at the other side of the park coming toward me; naturally I smiled and waved.

Person 2: So, what was the problem?

Person 1: Well, she smiled back, but we were still separated by a good fifty metres. I didn't want to keep eye contact because that would have looked weird, and I could hardly smile again; I just had to look at the floor for a little while... Was so awkward...

Person 2: Ah I see, classic example of not leaving an appropriate greeting distance.
by JustCallMe_L November 5, 2012
mugGet the Greeting Distancemug.

distance hoe

a type of hoe who never actually talks to the people they want, they just admire from a far. typically talk about dating them but never have the balls to talk to them to do so
Amanda is such a distance hoe. She never actually talks to the guys she likes but still wants to date them???
by Lynds Marie May 30, 2016
mugGet the distance hoemug.

Dirty Distancing

=Sexting - because your love life has taken a break due to COVID-19
Ryan and I enjoy dirty distancing last night because of the quarantined building
by KiwiKY March 25, 2020
mugGet the Dirty Distancingmug.

antisocial distance

In the time of corona, a distance between individuals of LESS THAN six feet. In all other times, the inverse.
In the fight against corona-19, introverts are finding it easy to keep a social distance, while extroverts who by definition prefer to keep an antisocial distance are finding these times more trying.
by xollock March 26, 2020
mugGet the antisocial distancemug.

walking distance

Walking distance is a location that can we walked to in 10-15 minutes
by Walking Distance March 8, 2017
mugGet the walking distancemug.

social distance

Something that is a new norm but should have been the norm for many years
Sara: Bitch, you better get away from me, cuz I ain’t trying to throw the social distance card around, but you smell like a dirty ass that was fucked by a homeless guy.
Tiffany: ok, boo, I will remember that when you ask to borrow my lipstick next time
by Butter Mike April 27, 2020
mugGet the social distancemug.

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