person one: i will suck your dick
person two: oh, like you will give me a blow job
person one: exactly
person two: oh, like you will give me a blow job
person one: exactly
by wizzy=]] January 13, 2008

Dick (dik), n. 1. Arch.: a replacement word used when any other swewar word is unwanted. 2. a word that can replace any noun in a sentence and still convey all meaning 3. a word used contextually to communicate a complex or conflated idea when there is no known existing word in the English language.
"What the dick?!"
Instead of saying, "Hey, can you hand me that book?", "Hey, can you hand me that dick?"
"It's a windy dick outside."
"Life is a dick"
Instead of saying, "Hey, can you hand me that book?", "Hey, can you hand me that dick?"
"It's a windy dick outside."
"Life is a dick"
by Michael Green Tucker October 20, 2006

something to go into a bunch of crevices.
a tool used to transport sperm into the uterus.
a stick... for some burritos.
a tool used to transport sperm into the uterus.
a stick... for some burritos.
hey bob i just shoved my dick stick into a cleavage
nice nice... i shoved my dick burrito into a pussy...
nice nice... i shoved my dick burrito into a pussy...
by twatzilla May 24, 2007

I have a bonar because you sucked my dick! Wait a minute, why am I posting this stuff? I'm giving u real examples to u pervs looking it up. goodbye
by MY POST IS A JOKE December 3, 2010

what the fuck is your problem sicko you have nothing better to do but look up dick on a website you kno what the fuck a dick is especially if your a guy and if your a woman go ride one cause you need it if your looking it up...p.s its a penis duhh...lol =)
a. im so horny i wanna suck my own dick
b. your a fuckin dick
c. girl you need some dick in your life
b. your a fuckin dick
c. girl you need some dick in your life
by Alee-lee babes July 25, 2009

by Joshy Berger March 21, 2008
