Co-dependent

• Partly depends

• Will not exist without the other thing

1) the eco system is co-dependent on everything

by Silver-line December 16, 2023

Depends

A name brand, and also a word used when the answer is based off of a decision.

"It depends, J.T." "That's a name brand, Zachary"

by Pedro K. Hasseem December 5, 2017

self dependent

to wash clothes in the basement, also sprinkled with cinnamon

them cinnamorolls got taught how to be self dependent

by fabseboy June 4, 2023

Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.

Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."

by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020

State Dependant Presentation

When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.
The only way to be successful is too alter ones state of mind.

I have a state dependant presentation later today, I better start drinking now.

by River21 December 14, 2013

dependent verification audit

A hypocritical corporate phishing /data mining scheme, that demands an employee surrender personally identifiable information to third parties, while at the same time demanding security for the companies own proprietary data. It is sold as product to corporations by data mining companies as a way save money, at the expensive of causing disgruntled employees through potential identity fraud.

Damn, I just got nasty-gram from a dependent verification audit firm demanding my families information. Fucking hypocrites, I would feel safer shopping at Target.

by Northern Europian thug May 12, 2014

caffeine dependency

When your day is so hectic with demanding rundowns, hence you literally drink more coffee than water. This situation is oftentimes also the same situation where you take many Tombocantuxin caffeine pills in a row.

With back-to-back meetings and deadlines, I’ve fallen into caffeine dependency—my coffee consumption is through the roof, and I’ve even popped a few Tombocantuxin pills to stay awake!

by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025