Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.

Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."

by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020

Depends

A name brand, and also a word used when the answer is based off of a decision.

"It depends, J.T." "That's a name brand, Zachary"

by Pedro K. Hasseem December 5, 2017

Co-dependent

• Partly depends

• Will not exist without the other thing

1) the eco system is co-dependent on everything

by Silver-line December 16, 2023

puppy-dependant

When dog parents experience loneliness and depression due to the temporary absence if their canine fur-babies.

Sarah notices how much room there is in the hotel bed and becomes sad, wishing to be home with her dogs. Sarah is puppy-dependant.

by Schmoe_Joe June 9, 2016

self dependent

to wash clothes in the basement, also sprinkled with cinnamon

them cinnamorolls got taught how to be self dependent

by fabseboy June 4, 2023

State Dependant Presentation

When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.
The only way to be successful is too alter ones state of mind.

I have a state dependant presentation later today, I better start drinking now.

by River21 December 14, 2013

dependent adulting

adulting in parents’ money

Adulting? Nah, dependent adulting

by Justanotherbrowngirl February 27, 2022