delusional

When your friend thinks he got that job by himself, but really, you yourself got him the job when you invited him to shovel snow at 4am.

DB: listen Burt, your jokes arent funny. you’ve been employed since winter time season because my ass decided to motivate you to come work at 4am.
Burt: No thats cap, i got referred by Tony.
DB: how’d he refer you when i was the mf who called you to come work, and physically brought you in lmfao.
Burt: i don’t remember that ever happening so that must be cap.
DB: you’re delusional bro i cant w you

by anonymous June 7, 2021

Delusional sexuality

The sexuality of being straight except when it comes to an anime kin

Mark: “Hey joe, I think I like the dude who kins the dude from attack on titan but I’m not gay”

Joe: “man that’s called delusional sexuality”

by Abc83747 January 25, 2022

Delusionality

When Kent is being delusional, everything that he says/does/thinks is being delusionality.

Oh! Look! Kentucky is ranting about some delusionality again…

by Ffffxxxxxxxx February 19, 2024

Delusional

When tamia thinks that raheem is hers and that he actually wants her

“omg raheem wants me so bad” / “he’s rlly my man”

Wants meaning thinking which is a part of being delusional

by saiistheonenonly February 23, 2024

Delusional

Jerome.

You’re the definition, delusional

by 2withittt September 5, 2025

Delusional argument

An argument with someone who is hellbent on something that is very, objectively false.

An anti vaxer, nuff’ said.
Anime fan, thinking anime girls are real.
Some little kids.
People who believe fully in spiritual, everything.
All delusional arguments

by Not funny, not at all February 1, 2021

Delusional

Someone ... like Thomas Weaver ... who thinks football players are better than they actually are.

'I'm not delusional at all, I watch him play every other week and can see this kid is going to be very special'

Thomas Weaver is delusional.

by WorldClassPlayer March 21, 2025