The Deli Is Now Open

A play on words referring to someone ready to hand out there meat (Penis) to people.

Jesse: The Deli Is Now Open for business boys!

Mitchell: Please never say that again..

by Shmeat Your Maker May 24, 2018

delis

delis is meow. meow is delis. delis is zara's baby meow.

pretty, cute, sexy, hot, comforting, funny, smart, are the only way to describe delis.

if you see delis in the street, pwease gib her some food. zara love delis mwah 😘

"meow meow meow meow" : "delis delis delis delis"

by meow's baby August 17, 2021

Deli Safari

Shoving a ton of sandwiches in your mouth at once.

John: Hey Emily,how's your brother?

Emily: he's dead john.

John: What happened?

Emily: he went on a Deli Safari.

John: HA,classic Brian.

by casualtrash January 22, 2015

deli ham

Derived from the maliforous odor of a Kroger deli ham, "deli ham" is a slang term for a flatulant.

I can tell by Rugs grin, it was him who ripped the deli ham.

by fruity booty November 27, 2007

Deli sausage

Another name for a condom that can be used to conceal what you're talking about.

E.g: "Hey Kane, do you have a deli sausage?" "Yeah theres one in my bag"

by WATERMRMELON July 25, 2021

Deli Stinnett

1. The most tightest and athletic person alive. Also usually known as the masta, man with the plan, and you can't understand unless your the man, which your not cause your no Deli.

Man, you will be the next Deli Stinnett.

by Deli Stinnett April 26, 2005

Wisconsin Deli Slicer

The act of of making a grilled cheese.

I asked her to make me something to eat and the bitch made me a Wisconsin Deli Slicer.

by KGB Construction February 5, 2023