decent

A word every fucking person in the entire goddamn world uses to describe absolutely everything that isn't bad.

Bro: You saw that new movie? How was it?
Sis: It was decent.

Bro: How was the food at that restaurant?
Sis: Decent.

Bro: How's that book you're reading?
Sis: Uhhhhh..it's decent.

Bro: Get a thesaurus, please.
Sis: Hey, that's a decent idea. I bet there are some decent alternatives to "decent."

Bro: ಠ_ಠ

by Very Annoyed Dude September 26, 2012

Immaculate deception

Immaculate deception occurs when a woman or girl pleads that she is both virginal and pregnant at the same time. She is so skilled in the art of deception that she not only convinces her boyfriend or husband that this is a miracle that has occurred but then somehow get a religious cult of billions of people to believe her lie and then to worship her and her bustard child.

"Say Betty did you know that Jesus is the immaculate deception son of the almightygod ?" " hey, if joseph is buying that load of crap why say anything." "am I right?" immaculate deception

by Walter eagle December 18, 2010

Deception

Deception is a form of bribery fruad and blackmail

When Ben says deception he also means bribery...

by Benii Bra August 23, 2018

Magog's Deception

1(n) Nanaimo metal group featuring the drumming of Magog
2(v) The act of Magog decieving people into believing that he isn't a dwarf when in fact he clearly is.
3(n) A bunch of crap

Magog's Deception failed in deceiving everyone.

by Kerington Industries October 16, 2005

Punk Ass Decepticon

An evil robot that got its ass handed to it by a stereotype.

Yo man, that punk ass decepticon just got da sheeit beaten out of him by that jew wit da pube fro...

by ndUBfiveONEoh August 20, 2009

Decent

Something that isn't fantastic, but isn't all that bad either.

My balls kind of stunk after my morning run. At first I was disgusted by the smell, but compared to the time I pooped my pants in the car, they smell pretty decent.

by Richard Balzmel April 13, 2012

decent grits

An exclusively Southern phrase that describes good common sense. Almost always used in the the negative form to describe an action that is silly, or lacking common sense. As in "any decent grits" or more often "no decent grits".

Me: I sent another text to the wrong person, AGAIN! I hate this phone!

K: Girl! Don't blame your phone, you ain't got no decent grits sometimes.

by imswtmelissa December 6, 2011